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I can't imagine Jesus' text bill.

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rhuitron : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

rhuitron

38 votes NegativePositive

261 days 21 hours ago...

O u haz 2 b shitting me!!!!

This is pathetic.

ibji : LVL 63: VP 5: said:

ibji

3 votes NegativePositive

257 days 18 hours ago...

we all have a bff in jesus

huntsman_420 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

huntsman_420

9 votes NegativePositive

257 days 18 hours ago...

Your reading some of the oldest text in existence, don`t try and make it look like some dumbasses text message! I`m a christian but I have always been embarrassed and disgusted with this shit... Trying to make it all "hip" with the "youngsters". C`mon.

somber : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

somber

2 votes NegativePositive

257 days 16 hours ago...

What does it say?

iislik : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

iislik

-2 votes NegativePositive

257 days 16 hours ago...

B82REZ

renelondon : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

renelondon

3 votes NegativePositive

257 days 15 hours ago...

Did anyone else read "When you SUCK me"?

Mass x Acceleration : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Mass x Acceleration

2 votes NegativePositive

257 days 15 hours ago...

seriously wtf is `ck`

Dillinger : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

2 votes NegativePositive

257 days 14 hours ago...

^Seek. But yea, I prefer suck.

Arsenic : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Arsenic

0 votes NegativePositive

257 days 14 hours ago...

ck = seek

edit: Damn you Dillinger, by 1 minute!

alberto_balsalm : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

alberto_balsalm

-1 votes NegativePositive

257 days 6 hours ago...

one well place "f" and that poster is good to go

flytalker : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

flytalker

0 votes NegativePositive

256 days 1 hour ago...

4.01 out of 5 based on 666 votes

Venomousvole : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Venomousvole

0 votes NegativePositive

255 days 23 hours ago...

I somehow think god would use predict text.

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