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Extra-soft toilet paper is more harmful to the environment than gas-guzzling cars, campaigners claimed yesterday.

An obsession by Americans for the expensive quilted and multi-ply paper means that thousands of trees are being cut down for the U.S. market every year.

More than 98 per cent of toilet paper in the country comes from virgin forests and uses hardly any recycled materials.

Toxic fumes are also released into the atmosphere because of the chemicals used in paper pulp manufacture.

In Europe, up to 40 per cent of toilet paper comes from recycled products.

Scientist Allen Hershkowitz of the Natural Resources Defence Council, said: 'This is a product that we use for less than three seconds and the ecological consequences of manufacturing it from trees is enormous.

'Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age.

'Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution.

'I really do think it is overwhelmingly an American phenomenon.

'People just don't understand that softness equals ecological destruction.'

Greenpeace has launched an ecological guide to toilet paper in an effort to counter the multi-million pound marketing budget of luxury toilet paper manufactures.

Lindsey Allen, Greenpeace's forestry campaigner, said: 'We have this myth in the U.S. that recycled is just so low quality, it's like cardboard.'

Americans use more paper than paper than any other country - about three times more than people in the UK, and 100 times more than the average person in China.

Toilet paper manufacturer Kimberly-Clark denies that its products are damaging the environment.

Spokesman Dave Dixon said his company used paper from sustainably farmed forests in Canada.

He added: 'For bath tissue Americans in particular like the softness and strength that virgin fibres provides.'

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Rachsmo : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Rachsmo

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

253 days 13 hours ago...

why dont we have another bowl which uses water to clean our backsides, whatever its called.

bdcarlitosway : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

bdcarlitosway

10 votes NegativePositive

253 days 13 hours ago...

`Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution."

Its settled than, lets go get that Hummer and cheap sand pa.. I mean toilet paper

evlspcmk : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

evlspcmk

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

253 days 13 hours ago...

can these activists please go to somewhere far away with no phone, internet, or mail service so we dont have to hear their stupid shit

darkfeather : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

darkfeather

24 votes NegativePositive

253 days 12 hours ago...

`People just don`t understand that softness equals ecological destruction.`

So true, look at those boobs on TV.... weapons of mass destruction for sure.

megabyteme : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

megabyteme

37 votes NegativePositive

253 days 12 hours ago...

Now all of the hippy chicks who don`t shave their armpits are going to stop wiping their asses!

ecko69x : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ecko69x

22 votes NegativePositive

253 days 12 hours ago...

They better not make us use leaves...

baldrodan : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

baldrodan

27 votes NegativePositive

253 days 11 hours ago...

So we have sensitive buttholes here. Don`t judge us.

dil1788 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

dil1788

43 votes NegativePositive

253 days 11 hours ago...

Sigh... It looks like its time to start using the three sea-shells.

delt_osvp : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

12 votes NegativePositive

253 days 10 hours ago...

another reason why hemp could eliminate this problem. You can make any paper from it

JonTheGoose : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

JonTheGoose

50 votes NegativePositive

253 days 9 hours ago...

They got me to drive less and conserve fuel. They got me to recycle and reuse as much as I can. I even started bringing my own canvas bags to the grocery store to avoid using the paper and plastic ones. Now they want me to give up two-ply?

Nobody fucks with my toilet paper. Nobody.

nastc1 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

nastc1

2 votes NegativePositive

253 days 9 hours ago...

We gotta start finding alternatives to practically everything we`re doing and SOON. Or else this fairy tale is going to come to a sudden halt. We are all indeed fucked.

MewMew : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

MewMew

1 votes NegativePositive

253 days 7 hours ago...

"Sigh... It looks like its time to start using the three sea-shells."

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/168979/Three-Seashells.html

disco dirk : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

disco dirk

-2 votes NegativePositive

253 days 7 hours ago...

Fuck all of you! My ass deserves the best. The environment can burn for all I care.

silentsky : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

silentsky

31 votes NegativePositive

253 days 6 hours ago...

Save the forests, wipe your ass with an owl.

Tada : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Tada

3 votes NegativePositive

253 days 1 hour ago...

Last year my landlord thought it would be a good idea to get everyone in my block bidés for their bathroom. Since then even the most soft paper feel like wiping my ass with a rusty engine parts.

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