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Bush Declines Hardware Store Job

George W Bush has paid a jokey visit to a hardware store in Dallas, Texas, which offered him a job as a greeter.

The former US president entered the Elliott's outlet with his security detail saying "I'm looking for a job", store manager Andrea Bond said.

The owner of the Texas chain made the offer earlier this month in a letter published in a Dallas newspaper.

But despite not yet having a publisher for his memoirs, Mr Bush decided on reflection to turn the job down.

Equipped with a name tag reading "W", Mr Bush spent an hour there with his secret service security detail, chatting to customers and doing a little shopping.

Described as part-time, the job would have left Mr Bush time to work on his presidential library and write about his two terms at the White House.

"We're confident that your experience working in your own family business, as well as your people skills developed throughout years of meeting with foreign dignitaries would make you an excellent candidate for the position," read the job offer, signed by Kyle Walters, president and CEO of Elliott's Hardware.

"Furthermore, like you, many of our greeters are retired from the corporate world, so we're sure you'll have no trouble making new friends."

The employment package also offered parking for his security detail and an employee discount.

"We think you'll find working with us much less stressful than your last job," the offer continued.

Mr Bush and his wife Laura moved into their new home in an expensive area of Dallas on Friday. They have kept their ranch at Crawford, Texas.

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base : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

base

60 votes NegativePositive

273 days 4 hours ago...

that managers hiring standards are far to low :(

hunterdfc : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

hunterdfc

45 votes NegativePositive

273 days 3 hours ago...

anything bush related = not important

yunalenne10 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

yunalenne10

26 votes NegativePositive

273 days 3 hours ago...

"as well as your people skills developed throughout years`

Bush has people skills? I thought EVERYONE hated him. LOL

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

273 days 2 hours ago...

^hunterdfc - he initiated an illegal war that has killed countless amounts of world citizens, I would class that as important.

Anyway.

Ryan - "Hey hows it going, I`m looking for a cheap drill what can you recommend?"

W - "Wellll you got the lower range over here, let me show..."

*SMACK*

"That`s for the murdered Iraqi and Afghan civilians - you dickface"

LMAO I can see him having a long career in that shop - him working there makes as much sense as him working in a gun shop - either way that security detail better watch their behinds, closely.

*edit - that wasn`t a credible threat FBI/NSA/CIA/Idiot American Taskforce - LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. =)

ckyvick : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

ckyvick

10 votes NegativePositive

273 days 2 hours ago...

agreed with hunter, hes not the president anymore, why cant he just get the fuck away like palin needs to do

rhuitron : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

rhuitron

26 votes NegativePositive

272 days 23 hours ago...

I`d offer him a job, and fire him the next day.

Just so I can Say, "I cut bush."
Or, "I had to let bush go."
Maybe, "Bush just wasn`t working out for me."

Also, I just want to fire his ass, like America should have a long time ago.

Sev : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Sev

6 votes NegativePositive

272 days 20 hours ago...

If he was greeting me, I`d give him a handshake like a vice. He`d be all like "Ow Owwie Ouch!"

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

40 votes NegativePositive

272 days 19 hours ago...

No!

Can`t you imagine what would happen?

"NewsFlash: AUgust 14th, 2009. Elliott`s Hardware invades Home Depot. Head greeter sites danger from Power Tools of Mass Destruction as justification. Preemptive nail gun strike necessary to preserve Elliott`s safety and freedoms"

megabyteme : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

megabyteme

16 votes NegativePositive

272 days 17 hours ago...

^Gotta have oil for the mowers and chainsaws!

delt_osvp : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

0 votes NegativePositive

272 days 13 hours ago...

even that job would be overqualified for him

Hoemo : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Hoemo

1 votes NegativePositive

272 days 11 hours ago...

imBakedAsBro... dude your dialogues are freaking hiliarious!? It`s even more funny how you force yourself to come up with them in every post!

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

-1 votes NegativePositive

270 days 11 hours ago...

^^ Homo - oh im sorry I meant Hoemo -

... Nah I`ll just leave it at that, I cant be fucked doing a rebuttal. Although I will agree with hilarity - forcing to post on spiked tho? Somehow I imagine that its people like you that would kill free or spontaneous thought. Vote me way down - SEE HOW MY WORLD CRUMBLES AROUND ME - UNABLE TO BEAR THE THOUGHT OF YOU NOT LIKING WHAT I SAY?!!?

That`s like saying I give a fuck what you say - wait...
Nope I really dont give a fuck :)

pro420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

pro420

1 votes NegativePositive

269 days 23 hours ago...

Wonder if he would be like Dick Chaney at Wal-Mart saying "Go fuck yourself" to everyone who walks in.

the_game_2626 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

the_game_2626

0 votes NegativePositive

266 days 16 hours ago...

omg.........................

tania_rivers : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

tania_rivers

0 votes NegativePositive

265 days 23 hours ago...

I would be scared to go to that shop I think. I would go around looking for the nuclr sour heads in the candy aisle instead of the nuclear sour heads.

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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009