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Man Buys Coffin, Jumps In, Shoots Self

A man failed in a suicide bid despite buying a coffin from a funeral director, climbing in and shooting himself. Milo Bogisic, 52, of Montenegro, paid cash for the coffin and asked puzzled staff to wait while he wrote out his own obituary.

Then he jumped into the casket, put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger before the shocked undertakers could stop him, Ananova reports.

But amazed medics in Podgorica managed to save him when the bullet passed straight through his chin and nose missing his brain, say police.

"He was suffering from some family problems and was devastated that he hadn't managed to end it all," said a police spokesman.

Undertakers Palma Funerals have added insult to injury by refusing to give him a refund on the coffin.

"He'll have to keep it. He'll get some proper use out of it one day," said a worker.

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strain121 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

strain121

40 votes NegativePositive

258 days 8 hours ago...

serves him right ...the undertakers are right as to not doing refunds; think of all the blood in the coffin

northern_tide : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

northern_tide

22 votes NegativePositive

258 days 7 hours ago...

how depress is that guy gonna be? failing in life, then failing to kill himself, makes a man wonder if he`s married

Islamisalie : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Islamisalie

18 votes NegativePositive

258 days 7 hours ago...

If I was a medic, I probably would have put him out of his misery myself.

Through his chin and out his nose? Dear lord that is some kinda fail. Also, probably excruciatingly painful.

yunalenne10 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

yunalenne10

25 votes NegativePositive

258 days 7 hours ago...

He paid for the coffin, but not the funeral service. I`ll bet they`ll just throw him and his coffin in a ditch somewhere...

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

258 days 6 hours ago...

^^ Well let`s all be thankful your not a medic eh? *cough* Because you know, some people would call that murder, no matter how much the person wants to die.

Islamisalie - "Hey Dan sup?"

Dan - "Ah nothing. Kinda down, GOD this essay is KILLING me man I mean I want to die its so hard - *BANG*.

Islamisalie - *cleans pistol - places in Dan`s dead hands - exits room*

ziuu : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

ziuu

-1 votes NegativePositive

258 days 5 hours ago...

I dont get it why do people stick guns under their chin when it would be easier to stick it in their ear? more failsafe...

epi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

epi

22 votes NegativePositive

258 days ago...

^you must have large ears

Mental : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Mental

1 votes NegativePositive

257 days 23 hours ago...

kind of reminds me of the end of `Hot Fuzz` where the guy gets impaled on (damn my memory) A large stick or something through his chin. And lives because it didnt go through his mouth.
Very painful scene :P

Bill The Poo : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Bill The Poo

23 votes NegativePositive

257 days 22 hours ago...

^^ It was a miniature church steeple. And then he hath to talk like thith.

sc1zzen : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

sc1zzen

4 votes NegativePositive

257 days 21 hours ago...

what a dick! im mean how do you fuck up shooting yourself in the head?

ChrissyChiChi : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

ChrissyChiChi

4 votes NegativePositive

257 days 21 hours ago...

I remember when I was younger my dad told me he had a patient who had been `executed` but the bullet just destroyed his eyes and nose and did not kill him....good bedtime story that.

Überfuckerwit : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Überfuckerwit

0 votes NegativePositive

257 days 17 hours ago...

why did he have to do it right there in front of everyone?

d1dgreat1 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

d1dgreat1

0 votes NegativePositive

257 days 12 hours ago...

I guess he thought it was a Try it before you buy it. But he paid cash upfront, ah Fuck!

Blade_6_6_6 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Blade_6_6_6

0 votes NegativePositive

256 days 15 hours ago...

EPIC FAIL!!

Verh544 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Verh544

0 votes NegativePositive

255 days 18 hours ago...

At least he was considerate to his family by buying his own coffin.

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