A dumb blonde is vacationing in Florida and decides to take a pair of alligator shoes home with her. After visiting a high-priced shoestore, she exclaims "I can't afford these! I guess I'll have to hunt down a 'gator and get my own pair of shoes." The shop owner chuckles and sarcastically says "Yeah, little lady. Why don't you do that?"
After the shopkeeper closes his store, he drives by a swamp and sees the blonde,
holding a rifle and waist-deep in the murky water. A 9-foot alligator starts coming at her and BLAM! she shoots it between the eyes and pulls it back to shore, where there are 7 other dead reptiles.
The shopkeeper stands in awe, watching as the blonde flips her latest kill on its back. She looks at it and yells in frustration "DAMN! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
