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ONN - New Depressant Drug Approved

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.

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2/14/2009 9:08:06 AM

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nzo : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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267 days 21 hours ago...

true

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PYRO UA : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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267 days 21 hours ago...

cool beans

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MasterChief182 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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267 days 19 hours ago...

Thats amazing!

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storylady : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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267 days 18 hours ago...

so u can`t shoot em any more?

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stunttt : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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266 days 11 hours ago...

i swear my girlfriend says cool beans so much, annoys the fucking shit out of me, i ignore it

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Loops101 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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266 days 8 hours ago...

WTF? do they have to diagnose everything? like kids that are more active then other they call them ADD, they are kids dude

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baldrodan : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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266 days 8 hours ago...

^It`s a parody, dude.

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stenzel : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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266 days 8 hours ago...

"You know whats its like to be around these people...Its pretty fucking annoying" HAHA

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pyranos : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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266 days 7 hours ago...

In every ONN posted, there`s always someone who says its fake or doesn`t realize that it is fake.

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mountainbark : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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266 days 5 hours ago...

^ think of it as a process of weeding out the dumb fucks

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Pyranique : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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266 days 5 hours ago...

^^Its more fun to read the comments that are voted down.

Except mine, of coarse.

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bdb1187 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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266 days 4 hours ago...

That`s not funny. That will start happening one day, you go lucky bastards!

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Tecton : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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265 days 8 hours ago...

On spiked, everytime someone doesn`t realize they are watching an ONN post, and lash out, should indisputably lose 20 levels.

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stunttt : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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265 days 6 hours ago...

lol look at the videos onionnews posts on youtube, and just look at the old posts of idiots going crazy over the ridiculous news,

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