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ONN - New Depressant Drug Approved

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.

  • MaxPayne
  • posted by MaxPayne
  • Date 2/14/2009 9:08:06 AM
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nzo : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

nzo

3 votes NegativePositive

282 days 2 hours ago...

true

PYRO UA : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

PYRO UA

32 votes NegativePositive

282 days 2 hours ago...

cool beans

MasterChief182 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MasterChief182

3 votes NegativePositive

281 days 23 hours ago...

Thats amazing!

storylady : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

storylady

5 votes NegativePositive

281 days 22 hours ago...

so u can`t shoot em any more?

stunttt : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

stunttt

27 votes NegativePositive

280 days 16 hours ago...

i swear my girlfriend says cool beans so much, annoys the fucking shit out of me, i ignore it

Loops101 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Loops101

Hidden (Show Comment) -28 votes

280 days 12 hours ago...

WTF? do they have to diagnose everything? like kids that are more active then other they call them ADD, they are kids dude

baldrodan : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

baldrodan

18 votes NegativePositive

280 days 12 hours ago...

^It`s a parody, dude.

stenzel : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

stenzel

30 votes NegativePositive

280 days 12 hours ago...

"You know whats its like to be around these people...Its pretty fucking annoying" HAHA

pyranos : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

pyranos

16 votes NegativePositive

280 days 11 hours ago...

In every ONN posted, there`s always someone who says its fake or doesn`t realize that it is fake.

mountainbark : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

mountainbark

20 votes NegativePositive

280 days 9 hours ago...

^ think of it as a process of weeding out the dumb fucks

Pyranique : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Pyranique

-3 votes NegativePositive

280 days 9 hours ago...

^^Its more fun to read the comments that are voted down.

Except mine, of coarse.

bdb1187 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

bdb1187

1 votes NegativePositive

280 days 8 hours ago...

That`s not funny. That will start happening one day, you go lucky bastards!

Tecton : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Tecton

4 votes NegativePositive

279 days 12 hours ago...

On spiked, everytime someone doesn`t realize they are watching an ONN post, and lash out, should indisputably lose 20 levels.

stunttt : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

stunttt

1 votes NegativePositive

279 days 10 hours ago...

lol look at the videos onionnews posts on youtube, and just look at the old posts of idiots going crazy over the ridiculous news,

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