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U.S. & Russian Satellites Collide In Orb...

Both destroyed, leaving a metal space cloud of death.

  • Bnine75
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  • Date 2/13/2009 9:28:51 AM
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Flynn_2006 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

65 votes NegativePositive

268 days 15 hours ago...

Well the civilized thing to do here is both side should pull over and exchange insurance.

kyo121 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

kyo121

25 votes NegativePositive

268 days 15 hours ago...

cover up! UFO or the spaghetti monster destroyed that satellite.

irishkreme : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

irishkreme

4 votes NegativePositive

268 days 13 hours ago...

Clearly its debris not DUH-bris! Those damn commies are up to something!

raithios : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

raithios

6 votes NegativePositive

268 days 11 hours ago...

hey lets steer our dieing communications sat into that high tech Russian spy equipment!

Brainwave : LVL 55: VP 5: said:

Brainwave

0 votes NegativePositive

268 days 10 hours ago...

It`s hard enough to get shit in space in the first place, it makes me wonder if "space junk" can be recycled into something useful.

There`s probably components from that shit that could be salvaged and re-used.

bigbadjim : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

bigbadjim

3 votes NegativePositive

268 days 9 hours ago...

A metal space cloud of death? great song title.

MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MaxPowers_00001

-1 votes NegativePositive

268 days 9 hours ago...

Meh, not a problem, i think we can do without Sirius and XM. What? the shares are 3 cents? Guess we already have.

Neferati : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Neferati

0 votes NegativePositive

267 days 14 hours ago...

Damn British and their messed up pronunciation

Cahu : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Cahu

13 votes NegativePositive

267 days 14 hours ago...

Just as I was ordering my Syberian wife over the phone, this has to go and happen!

wobble : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

wobble

1 votes NegativePositive

267 days 11 hours ago...

space wars!

samhalverson : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

samhalverson

3 votes NegativePositive

267 days 10 hours ago...

"Damn British and their messed up pronunciation"? Go suck a fuck.

Moparz : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Moparz

-3 votes NegativePositive

267 days 7 hours ago...

So there`s a ton of space Day-Bre? So there`s a ton of Day Time soft Cheese just cruising around up there in space? Fuckin brits... actually worse than Canadians, accent wise.

This story was aboot Day-Bre, it was aboot space, it was aboot a colision. HAHA

TeflonMonkey : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

TeflonMonkey

-1 votes NegativePositive

267 days 3 hours ago...

We always new this was gonna happen LOL

dilated : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

dilated

1 votes NegativePositive

266 days 18 hours ago...

in a hundred years, global warming will be caused be a dense cloud of space debris, heating the earth as though it were wrapped in tinfoil.

.mindless : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

.mindless

1 votes NegativePositive

266 days 18 hours ago...

I was hoping the correspondent`s satellite link would go off-line.

"Our apologies ladies and gentlemen, it seems our satellite has crashed into another communicational satellite and our link to Russia has therefor gone off-line.
We are no longer able to communicate with our correspondant and will now bring you the weather with Steven Worth."

"Thank you Martine, but it seems the national weather satellite has gone off-line after a crash with an unknown object just moments ago. I just looked outside the window and the clouds look pretty dark to me, it might start raining."

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