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Google is Racist, Ya`ll!

While searching a question on Google for my biology class I found out our racists Google really is.

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  • Date 2/12/2009 8:06:33 PM
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Google is Racist, Ya`ll!

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jonf12 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

jonf12

35 votes NegativePositive

284 days 13 hours ago...

its hard to read but what it said at the bottom was, "why can`t black people swim"

mostafa.redha : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

mostafa.redha

Hidden (Show Comment) -47 votes

284 days 12 hours ago...

^ You do know that there is a link for you to view in full size, it`s called "view in full size"

jonf12 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

jonf12

58 votes NegativePositive

284 days 10 hours ago...

^you do know that theres no need to be a DICK

Metallicus : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Metallicus

34 votes NegativePositive

283 days 16 hours ago...

Easy explanation Google just takes the key words and then takes the most searched phrases with the words you`ve already typed. So approx 1/10 of people who search "Why cant" are searching for "Why cant black people swim."
So that means 1/10 of Google users are racist, because that`s how statistics work.

mrgoldylac : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

mrgoldylac

36 votes NegativePositive

282 days 18 hours ago...

That was the title of my college thesis.

oddjob458 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

oddjob458

1 votes NegativePositive

282 days 16 hours ago...

I got curious to see why so many people search for that, so i searched for it myself. Turns out, a lot of people are asking why you don`t hardly see any blacks in Olympic swimming event but plenty in Track and Field. Some are claiming that blacks have a genetic structure that makes then excel at short, anaerobic activities like what you see in football and 400 meter dash but that they have a harder time with aerobic activities like those in hockey. But basketball seems like it`d be considered as aerobic and blacks seem to excel well in basketball. I dunno, I`m letting you know what I found.

mufasa1023 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

mufasa1023

1 votes NegativePositive

281 days 20 hours ago...

well, I asked my black friend about this and he says that the reason black people don`t know how to swim is that the inner city schools don`t have pools and black folk don`t spend the money to go take a class at the city pool

on a related note, I also see that many cities have dropped the requirement that police/EMT/firefighters know how to swim because it was eliminating too many black candidates

kolobok007 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kolobok007

-2 votes NegativePositive

281 days 17 hours ago...

I entered "why can`t" into the search box and it gave me a completely different suggestions. I m pretty sure this is fake.

M3t4lBa5si5t : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

M3t4lBa5si5t

3 votes NegativePositive

281 days 17 hours ago...

If you type in "Why can`t b", it pops up with "Why can`t black people say ask" as well as "Why can`t black people swim.

It also comes up with "Why can`t bicycles stand up by themselves"...people just google some really stupid questions.

Cahu : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Cahu

1 votes NegativePositive

281 days 15 hours ago...

Here`s a little mind trick.

1000 people were given one chance to search for 1 of those 10 phrases, and after all thousand searched, the phrases were ordered from most searched to least searched. The difference in searches between adjacent phrases was the same for all the phrases.

How much was that difference, and how many searches did the 1st and 10th phrases receive?

baldrodan : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

baldrodan

4 votes NegativePositive

281 days 9 hours ago...

^Your numbers make my head hurt.

roflninja : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

roflninja

1 votes NegativePositive

281 days 6 hours ago...

That veiw in full size shit doesnt work for me :(

Unospazmatic : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Unospazmatic

0 votes NegativePositive

280 days 21 hours ago...

^ because you have IE, get firefox and it fixes that shit

moink : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

moink

-1 votes NegativePositive

280 days 21 hours ago...

Why can`t white people spell? Its "Y`All" you ignorant boob.

Venomousvole : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Venomousvole

3 votes NegativePositive

279 days 15 hours ago...

I`m going to google "why can`t dogs give good head" ten times a day till I`m 40.

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