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Two Year Old Smokes Like an Adult

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stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

stbasdf

31 votes NegativePositive

272 days 3 hours ago...

dad of the year award?

icerock : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

icerock

8 votes NegativePositive

272 days 3 hours ago...

psssh hes not even inhaling

PCGamer91 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

PCGamer91

5 votes NegativePositive

272 days 2 hours ago...

now if he can do coke off a strippers tits he will be the coolest 2 year old in the world.

nerdicus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

nerdicus

22 votes NegativePositive

272 days 2 hours ago...

That`s just wrong...I feel like I just took part in something ....wrong...

daantec : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

daantec

20 votes NegativePositive

272 days 2 hours ago...

wtf dude, that`s just not right, that kids lungs are to dam small to be inhaling cow gas, i don`t even think he might make it to 5 years without getting cancer.

raithios : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

raithios

2 votes NegativePositive

272 days 1 hour ago...

whats he sayin?

Whiteguy : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Whiteguy

-3 votes NegativePositive

272 days 1 hour ago...

I gave it a 5/5 even tho it could of been lower seeing I really don`t think 4mins of this video is worth the watch.

evergrim : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:2007 Winner

evergrim

17 votes NegativePositive

272 days 1 hour ago...

WTF they are encouraging him. Pathetic.

mindovermatter : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

mindovermatter

-7 votes NegativePositive

271 days 23 hours ago...

hahahahaha

this is the funniest video i`ve seen in a while...
i mean obviously its not good that hes smoking but looking past that hes a really healthy and smart kid, pretty advanced for 2

he was carrying a conversation in such a laidback relaxed way i never seen from any other 2 year old.
also he`s got a lot of dexterity to even light that cig and handle it the way he did.. not even shy around all those strangers

5/5

maxpower1977 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

maxpower1977

-7 votes NegativePositive

271 days 21 hours ago...

i doubt if hes 2, and hes not inhaling the smoke at all. Im not condoning this bad paranting, but its just a street act.

Galvatron10000 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Galvatron10000

-3 votes NegativePositive

271 days 15 hours ago...

delicate lil flower pong ching kan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DoctorRandomercam : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

DoctorRandomercam

-1 votes NegativePositive

271 days 13 hours ago...

You can`t possibly watch this video and try to tell me that smoking doesn`t look cool. That shit looks cool as fuck and you know it.

delt_osvp : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

-1 votes NegativePositive

271 days 11 hours ago...

wow he tokes that like a pro

noneother : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

noneother

-1 votes NegativePositive

271 days 9 hours ago...

kid`s growth is going to be stunted.

knotes : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

knotes

10 votes NegativePositive

271 days 8 hours ago...

i never thought i`ll see such a thing in my lifetime

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