=>=>=>George Bush senior talking to his son:
"I made the same mistake with your mother that you did in Iraq... I didn't pull out in time."
=>=>=>...After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",Osama himself decided to send George W a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H.
Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA, and the Secret Service.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help.
They cabled the White House:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."
=>=>=>News from the White House..
George Bush's wallet has gone missing already.
=>=>=>George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair.
He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing.
He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing.
He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard.
Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days.
Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks.
As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one.
Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling.
He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder.
He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing.
The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran."
Gasping for air, Bush replies, "What Iran?"
=>=>=>You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'
=>=>=>It's been 7 years now since 9/11, and I can't help wondering...
...has George Bush finished reading 'My Pet Goat' yet?
