=>=>=>Tony Snow, speech writer to President George W. Bush has tragically died.
Reacting to Snow's death, Bush said "".
=>=>=>Crawford, Texas (Associated Press Release) -
A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.
The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
=>=>=>What do you call a retard in a fancy suit?
The President of the United States.
=>=>=>Apparently, when he finally leaves office, George Bush will be using the spare time to finish his book.
He's dying to find out where Spot's hiding.
=>=>=>George Bush senior talking to his son:
"I made the same mistake with your mother that you did in Iraq... I didn't pull out in time."
