=>=>=>In Iraq, it is tradition that if you don’t like someone you throw shoes at them.
In America, it is tradition that if you don’t like someone you fire Patriot missiles at them.
No wonder it only took two weeks to take over the whole country!
=>=>=>George W. Bush has announced that everyone may have laughed when the journalist threw his shoes at him but evidence has come to light that Iraq were working on a long range bedroom slipper.
=>=>=>How can we say that Americans haven't got a sense of humor?... I mean we all make sick jokes on this website but they shit on us...they voted the sickest joke ever into power...Twice!
=>=>=>Did you hear that the first case of bird flu was reported in America recently?
President Bush is has prepared a statement announcing he will bomb the Canary Islands.
=>=>=>I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her I voted for Bush?
Signed,
WORRIED ABOUT MY REPUTATION
