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Jesus Blows Up the Earth

Jehovah's Witness must have the craziest view of Jesus out there.

  • Drue
  • posted by Drue
  • Date 2/7/2009 11:08:00 PM
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Metalobserver : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Metalobserver

8 votes NegativePositive

274 days 5 hours ago...

milk I was drinking came out from my nose and mouth at 2:35.
wtf man. Is this for real?
**** EDIT ****

ahh nvm, the mormons are even more crazy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

Red Heaven : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Red Heaven

12 votes NegativePositive

274 days 5 hours ago...

Undoubtedly created by a Christian organization who think their myth is much more believable and right than Witnesses.

Violetninja420 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Violetninja420

9 votes NegativePositive

274 days 3 hours ago...

Looks like the artist got bored of drawing a propaganda cartoon for a deranged cult, check out the frame @3:06.

willy313 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

willy313

7 votes NegativePositive

273 days 22 hours ago...

Jesus is such a dick. Why does he want to destroy the earth? I kind of don`t want to be his friend as a Jehovah`s witness after he kills everyone else.

draser : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

draser

9 votes NegativePositive

273 days 20 hours ago...

Honestly, with such low odds of going into Heaven, why would you join that church?

Sammersd : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Sammersd

19 votes NegativePositive

273 days 19 hours ago...

HAHAHAHAHA Check out the end of the clip, and lets play "count the black people"

Apparently, Jamal can`t rule the heavens with jesus.

Drue : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Drue

3 votes NegativePositive

273 days 17 hours ago...

@jmillion...I think this may be what your lookin for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InQ2MT6s4XU

Dweebster : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dweebster

12 votes NegativePositive

273 days 15 hours ago...

Looks like the Statue of Liberty is Jehovah`s Witness... It came out of that fine. Thank God.

amithar : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

amithar

2 votes NegativePositive

273 days 6 hours ago...

well at least its as plausible and rational as every religion out there. why not believe this?

HELLFlRE41 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

HELLFlRE41

1 votes NegativePositive

273 days 6 hours ago...

at least its realistic with the screams of death.

Danielnator : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Danielnator

2 votes NegativePositive

273 days 6 hours ago...

1:57 "hurp" 2:0 "durp"

theduck1980 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

theduck1980

4 votes NegativePositive

273 days 5 hours ago...

whats so amazing about this? Just because its a different version of christianity doesn`t make it any more ridiculous than the `norm`

caliblueshark : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

caliblueshark

7 votes NegativePositive

273 days 5 hours ago...

EDIT: original post(vid starts out different) http://spikedhumor.com/articles/151170/Jehovah-s-Witness.html



this was posted before and i will make the same comment:
This video isn`t %100 accurate. I was raised in this shit. Yes, It`s retarded, but so is the regular version of the bible in my opinion. The death and destruction at the end of the clip is true. They make it even more graphic though and have a book based on their own interpretation of the book of Revelations. It`s filled with all of the horrible things that are going to happen to people and it was often read to me as a bedtime story. I still hold a grudge against their teachings.

caliblueshark : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

caliblueshark

5 votes NegativePositive

273 days 5 hours ago...

^^oh and Draser...
Although only a select few, 144,000, are chosen to go to heaven to help rule, The rest of the Jehovah`s Witnesses will live in a paradise on earth.

dv8matrix : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

dv8matrix

3 votes NegativePositive

273 days 4 hours ago...

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