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Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee.

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2/19/2009 9:33:31 AM

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Macdaddy : LVL 54: VP 5: said:

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261 days 9 hours ago...

Bruce Lee> Chuck norris

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Venomousvole : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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256 days 21 hours ago...

It`s says alot about mr Norris that he was willing to be beaten on film. Still the best fight in film history.

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LaLush : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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190 days 16 hours ago...

I knew Bruce was ripped...but damn, looks even more ripped when compared to Norris

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oddjob458 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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190 days 15 hours ago...

Yes, but if you notice, Chuck had not realized how much more power he could gain from his beard when this was done. Chuck Norris is obviously much more powerful now. Unfortunately, Bruce was holding back this entire fight.

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Presto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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190 days 14 hours ago...

Fuck Chuck

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Tackleho : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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190 days 14 hours ago...

^^ Agreed Chuck Norris looks like your dad in the morning.
Bruce looks like a warrior statue.

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Unospazmatic : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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190 days 13 hours ago...

^ how the fuck would you know how his dad looks in the morn- oh, oh I see. Euw.

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Crazygeneral : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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190 days 8 hours ago...

Battle of the Century

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SoN oF Da PI : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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190 days 6 hours ago...

What`s Bruce Lee`s favorite drink?
WAAA TAAA!!![Water].

What`s Chuck Norris`s favorte drink?
I don`t give a shit anymore.

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Foxcotte : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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189 days 15 hours ago...

That was before the Chuck Norris beard. That is the only reason Bruce Lee could win. That and the script called for it

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Joshmg25 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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180 days 20 hours ago...

You guys forgot to mention one thing:

Bruce Lee is dead and Chuck Norris is still alive.

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