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posted by Brainwave
3/16/2009 10:34:38 AM

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LunarStrain : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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250 days 2 hours ago...

Alright English is my second language but should it be "Chuck Norris`s toilet paper instead of toilet paper of chuck Norris ? :/

Venomousvole : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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249 days 13 hours ago...

^eithers good, put the words "BEHOLD THE.." in front

Nerich : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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249 days 8 hours ago...

once your done whit it in the bathroom rince it of and use it for chees to garnish the bricks your about to eat =)

baldrodan : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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247 days 21 hours ago...

Ok, Brainwave, I guess you didn`t get the memo: ENOUGH NORRIS!

quasda : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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246 days 5 hours ago...

Weren`t Chuck Norris jokes done being funny like 3 years ago? GOSH!

Presto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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246 days 4 hours ago...

NO MORE CHUCK NORRIS PLEASE

He can take his bibles and shove them up his ass.

hundejeppe : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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246 days ago...

I hope he uses this for real :P

maestropk : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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246 days ago...

I vote a .5/5 on everything about chuck norris.

torne : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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245 days 22 hours ago...

Lunar Strain: i think it should be Chuck Norris` Toilet paper. With the ` after the s and no s after the `.

correct me if i am wrong though, i think thats how i was taught english

also.. yes.. chuck norris jokes were good 2 years ago. enough already.

Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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245 days 20 hours ago...

chuck norris is now a pussy.

thank you.

BudZilla : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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245 days 19 hours ago...

He who is tired of chuck norris jokes is tired of life

TheDarkMagician : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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244 days 5 hours ago...

chuck norris is gonna kill u haterz.

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