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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Teaser

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fagbag : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

fagbag

42 votes NegativePositive

296 days 12 hours ago...

ninjas! must watch

nerdicus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

nerdicus

20 votes NegativePositive

296 days 12 hours ago...

I`m guessing equal parts of cheesy and awesome.

Pojo : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Pojo

17 votes NegativePositive

296 days 12 hours ago...

Paramount said they are hoping to turn G.I. Joe into a trilogy. The film will be reportedly set 10 years in the future so is to not alienate internationals audiences weary of americas current military operations.
Channing Tatum - Duke
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Long time friend of Duke possibly turned Cobra Commander
Dennis Quaid - General Hawk
Marlon Wayans - Rip Cord
Sienna Miller - The Baroness
Christopher Eccleston - Destro
Arnold Vosloo - Zartan (He played High Priest Imhotep in The Mummy)
Byung-hun Lee - Storm Shadow
Ray Park - Snake Eyes (You may know him as Darth Maul from Star Wars: Episode 1 or as Toad from X-Men. He will be Storm Shadow`s arch enemy)
Rachel Nichols - Shana `Scarlett` O`Hara (Snake Eyes love interest)
Karolina Kurkova - Courtney A. Kreiger/Cover girl
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Heavy Duty
Saïd Taghmaoui - Breaker

Sev : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Sev

39 votes NegativePositive

296 days 12 hours ago...

Technically you do exist. Stupid writers. OMG I CAN`T WAIT FOR C.G.I. JOE!!!!

Xan : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Xan

6 votes NegativePositive

296 days 11 hours ago...

Looks to be quite interesting indeed

InsayneJayne (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

1 votes NegativePositive

296 days 8 hours ago...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt <3

The Living End : LVL 56: VP 5: said:

The Living End

27 votes NegativePositive

296 days 7 hours ago...

"Please don`t suck please don`t suck please don`t suck. . ."

r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

r3dRoVeR247

3 votes NegativePositive

296 days 5 hours ago...

this shit will be sick!

HarryPlopper : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

HarryPlopper

0 votes NegativePositive

296 days 4 hours ago...

Allright i am the first person say it....
Ok
ready
Here it comes

HarryPlopper : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

HarryPlopper

0 votes NegativePositive

296 days 4 hours ago...

Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la!

HarryPlopper : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

HarryPlopper

0 votes NegativePositive

296 days 4 hours ago...

and Sev
AT EASE, DISEASE!

Needless_Kane : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Needless_Kane

7 votes NegativePositive

296 days 1 hour ago...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo Joe.
Snake Eyes Vs. Storm Shadow!!! Man the Baroness looks smokin!

Tada : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Tada

21 votes NegativePositive

295 days 23 hours ago...

This looks absolute terrible in every sense of the word as defined by the professional reviewer. The plot will be insanely dumb, the one liners will be totally uninspired, the costumes flamboyant beyond the wildest fantasies of anyone that isn`t a mescaline user. However . . . at the same time it will be the most awesome, goddamned ninja jumping, full body armor wearing, macho movie released in years. It will take no prisoners nor show any mercy when brining to life every little American boys fantasies and put it onto the silver screen for all the mature adults to have their faces melted by the sheer madness and pure of badassery of it all.

The only thing that can make this trailer more insane would be if someone was standing in passenger seat of a convertible Ferrari driven by a naked Angelina Jolie, going 100 miles an hour down the streets of New York while dodging rocket fire from a pursing Apache helicopter, while at the same time taking out the bad guys the car passes by with a flame thrower or minigun.

simonstyle : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

simonstyle

2 votes NegativePositive

295 days 16 hours ago...

looks super coolio. am I right or is the cultural movie trend these days take a classic character (characters) and make a CGI infused movie based on them but flip it to the realistic side?

ie - superheros

Marvecko : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Marvecko

0 votes NegativePositive

295 days 16 hours ago...

Dunno... the cheesiness seems to outweigh any good thing this can have. Hope they did it not too over the top...

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