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Bill Maher points out that America needs to stop claiming that it's #1 and do something to actually reclaim that title.

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nerdicus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

nerdicus

43 votes NegativePositive

413 days 4 hours ago...

It`s so true! Well, not the soccer line. That is one of those things where you guys fool yourselves, but everything else was true! Wake the fuck up guys! Take your country back from the corporate elite!

2ndhandsmoker : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

2ndhandsmoker

-6 votes NegativePositive

413 days 3 hours ago...

Yeah, fuck soccer.

moink : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

moink

0 votes NegativePositive

412 days 20 hours ago...

when was this first aired? is this new or from a while ago, because i could have sworn ive seen this before.. not being a repost police, just trying to figure out how bad a deja-vu im having :)

Also, when does real time come back on air?

PokeyGorilla : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

PokeyGorilla

Hidden (Show Comment) -36 votes

412 days 13 hours ago...

We have the #1 military in the world woohoo!

Tyr : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Tyr

20 votes NegativePositive

412 days 13 hours ago...

Thinking soccer is bullshit gets america even farer away from being #1

dopefiend : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

dopefiend

0 votes NegativePositive

412 days 12 hours ago...

The only way to defeat the corporate monster, is to stop feeding it (psst, stop paying taxes America)

sc2000 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

sc2000

9 votes NegativePositive

412 days 12 hours ago...

Soccer`s a great sport. I`ve decided that it doesn`t get much support in the U.S. because there isn`t any spot to squeeze commercial breaks in. If it wasn`t for that I`m positive it would be huge here. The big networks will never fully support a sport that can`t pause for commercials. Cash is King in the U.S.

As far as what the U.S. has done lately I do have to point out that the U.S. sparked this little thing called the internet....

Number8 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Number8

27 votes NegativePositive

412 days 11 hours ago...

US is still #1 for porn.

oreniishi : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

oreniishi

12 votes NegativePositive

412 days 11 hours ago...

"The terrorists hate us because of our freedom"
So how come Holland isn`t more targeted??
Jail Bush

Rekon : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Rekon

10 votes NegativePositive

412 days 10 hours ago...

Soccer, or football as its called in Europe is a great game. Millions and millions of people cant be wrong, unless your arrogant.
Arrogant would be putting `world` in front sports event which are only played in, and represented by, your county.
I hope to see you at the real World Cup; Fifa 2010!
Oh and one question, why is American Football called that if its played mostly with your hands; Handball would be more accurate...okokok, that last ones not serious, but I couldnt help myself:)

oreniishi : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

oreniishi

-3 votes NegativePositive

412 days 10 hours ago...

Yes, it should be American Soccer. Leave our words alone!

delt_osvp : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

0 votes NegativePositive

412 days 6 hours ago...

sc2000 there is about 15 min in between 2 45min sets.
those 15 min are packed with comercials. How much total time does us football have?

pyranos : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

pyranos

2 votes NegativePositive

412 days 6 hours ago...

Rekon: American Football is called Football because the ball is a foot wide from one narrow end to the other.

And hey, Canada has a team in the World Series, but I agree when they thought that up they weren`t thinking humbly.

Hopefully in the coming 4 years something will change for the better. I`m optimistic but also a realist. It may take much longer, or it might go the way of so many other countries before it and fall behind even more. Just like the "great" in Great Britain.

Shamone : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Shamone

10 votes NegativePositive

412 days 5 hours ago...

"we defeated hitler".........yeh right u did that one all by yourself

somber : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

somber

1 votes NegativePositive

412 days 4 hours ago...

^
Exactly. It was more like coming late to a fight between a friend and some asshole. Yeah, I`d brag how I sucker-punched the other guy, too. Victory all because of me. -.-

Not like it wasn`t a clever move to interevene, but seriously - the war started a few years BEFORE American troops even set foot on European soil. Not to mention how the Soviets claimed Berlin all by themselves.

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