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Let`s Invade New Zealand

As an Aussie, I can`t begin to describe just how uncontrollable my laughter has been for quite a few minutes now.

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  • Date 1/28/2009 8:25:44 PM
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dude_from_detroit : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

dude_from_detroit

7 votes NegativePositive

304 days 18 hours ago...

um, cool?

tones_420 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

tones_420

83 votes NegativePositive

304 days 17 hours ago...

would have been better if the title didnt give it away

Flynn_2006 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

51 votes NegativePositive

304 days 16 hours ago...

When the Aussies run out of things to do...

Uzo : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Uzo

36 votes NegativePositive

304 days 8 hours ago...

lol

Although I think it`d be far more likely that Australia and NZ will become a union without military force.



At least, we`ll give NZ that choice before we invade.

Chrisalexan : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Chrisalexan

75 votes NegativePositive

304 days 5 hours ago...

lol peter jackson enlists the lord of the rings cast to fight back.

d1dgreat1 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

d1dgreat1

-4 votes NegativePositive

303 days 18 hours ago...

ITS TOO EASY

gohome : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

gohome

23 votes NegativePositive

303 days 18 hours ago...

i`m sure we can find some terrorism somewhere?

Enigma90 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Enigma90

Hidden (Show Comment) -16 votes

303 days 17 hours ago...

YEA! lets kill people who haven`t done anything and don`t need any means to defend themselves with a military..
like the goddamn US.

bigbadjim : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

bigbadjim

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303 days 17 hours ago...

Australian men listen to house-music and wear pink t-shirts.

SantaAndFriends : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

SantaAndFriends

28 votes NegativePositive

303 days 17 hours ago...

New Zealanders are small minded (Not all but a large portion are). Many have never left New Zealand and have no need to. It`s kinda sad. It makes the people here dull and boring. I`m going to Auz soon.

Inb4 no more kiwis, cus I`m not a kiwi.

Btw if you are planning on visiting NZ, don`t go North Island, people there are unfriendly, go South Island, landscape blows minds. And lots to do.

They do have a navy, has about 20 boats all up or somehting lol. And helicopters from vietnam.. So yeah come get some.

Trickee : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Trickee

-5 votes NegativePositive

303 days 16 hours ago...

lmao @ bigbadjim, its true....
i hate house music so much >.< sounds like the last sound a donkey`s arse makes before it dies....

MANWHORE : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MANWHORE

3 votes NegativePositive

303 days 15 hours ago...

Yes but after the invasion the Moaris will develop a plan similar to Bin Ladin to make the occupier go bankrupt, but instead of blowing shit up they`ll make the invader go broke by constantly scabbing their ciggarettes,

The first sentence a Moari child learns to speak "Gotta spare smoke e bro"!

evosex : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

evosex

6 votes NegativePositive

303 days 14 hours ago...

SantaAndFriends, you couldnt possibly be any more wrong!
north island people are friendly.
maybe you went to just the tourist destinations thats y u didnt see anything good in the north island
the best stuff is kept away from you tourist ratbags
the reason some people dont leave nz is coz it costs bout $1500 US dollars to fly anywhere good, its too far away from everywhere else.
i think you are completely wrong bout people not leaving NZ, i have been to 24 different countries in my 24 years of life, and 22 were in the last 6 years. i dont know anyone in my extended group of friends (bout 150 people ) that hasnt been at lease to australia.
kiwis have it cozy here true, but alot of young kiwis are leaving nz to go find work in UK and europe, its a big problem here coz most of them are skilled workers, they finish university here then fly away for more pay. means all the skilled workers aint in nz.
ps. im kiwi (north island)
sorry if i come off RUDE, i just hate people getting there facts wrong bout my people and country

Bollo Delux : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Bollo Delux

5 votes NegativePositive

303 days 14 hours ago...

I`m a kiwi too and agree with evosex. NZers are some of the most well travelled people in the world, and they often travel properly too - i.e. going backpacking for a few months visiting out of the way places and engaging with local people as opposed to spending a week on the Sangria in Malaga. Of course there are exceptions, we have a pretty bad rep on the Euro van tour circuit but it`s all in the name of a good time. I live in London, have lived in the US, and travel a lot every year, and most of my NZ friends have lived & worked overseas at some stage.

Most people I know that have visited NZ find the people real friendly, though I think a lot of it depends on how you act. If you come across as a wet blanket or go around throwing your weight about you won`t get far with us. Like evosex says, most people who winge about NZ haven`t stepped outside the tourist bubble to experience what`s actually there.

richo01au : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

richo01au

0 votes NegativePositive

303 days 13 hours ago...

nice take on the Pure NZ ads

NZ is a great place to visit

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