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Microsoft Lays off 5,000. But Bill Gates Gets To Keep His Job..And Gets To Keep All The Money Of The People He Let Go. Bailout For Microsoft?

posted by reg4477
1/30/2009 10:15:48 AM

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Red Heaven : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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296 days 8 hours ago...

You realize that Bill Gates isn`t running Microsoft anymore, right?

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E0D0D : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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295 days 11 hours ago...

^More or less what I was gunna say

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Needless_Kane : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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295 days 11 hours ago...

It would have been a lot funnier if it was BSOD.

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bigbadjim : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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295 days 8 hours ago...

plus Bill Gates gives away 60% of his earnings to his charity. And his charity is so awesome and actually does shit that other rich people give their money to his charity too.

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turkman : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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295 days 6 hours ago...

Thats a massive CRT!

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Uzo : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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295 days 6 hours ago...

Yeah. Lay of Bill. He does a shit load more for the world than damned near anyone else.

Except Vista .. now that shit was a crime against humanity.

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torne : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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295 days 5 hours ago...

crtl-alt-del and close that mother fucking window and you still got your job!

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Clodius : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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294 days 15 hours ago...

phail bill gates retired over the summer...he just does a few things here and there for microsoft...

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Katsuro : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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294 days 11 hours ago...

Have to add this point:

MS laying of loads of regular staff whilst all the bosses get to keep theirs is no different from what any other company does. Not that that makes it ok, but I don`t see why MS should be singled out for what is essentially standard business practice.

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d1dgreat1 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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292 days 12 hours ago...

Everyone glorifies Gates for his charity, and sure it`s great. However imagine all the tax write-offs to the IRS, he`s merely shielding his money from Uncle Sam.

smart man.

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