After OSA got Horatio Caine to run the DNA of some of the captured pubes, Agent Pubeit was v& for terrorism and is getting comfortably prison raped in Gitmo thanks to the all-natural moisturization of Vaseline.®
Anon has retained the lawfirm of Lolington and Wright to argue the case that with so many Anonymous pubes, it would be impossible to determine who actually suicide pubed the alleged 'church' of Scientlology.
In the meantime, the Final Boss of Chanology is taking up a collection of 72 virgins for this brave mujahideen martyr's afterlife.
