Desctructoid.com spotted a "27-year-old professional male" who is seeking three women to roleplay as Naomi, Mei Ling and Meryl from Metal Gear Solid while the placer of the ad portrays Solid Snake himself ... and yes, he does make the joke about having a snake that is solid. Twice.
Anyway, we thought we'd give the guy a helping hand. Any takers?
"Must be in the age range of 20-30," he states. "If none of you are Asian, you can choose amongst yourselves which one will be Mei Ling. If by chance one of you has a mother or older sister wishing to play the role of Eve, by all means, do so.
"I will of course be playing the role of Solid Snake, equipped with a VERY solid, and robust snake. If you catch my drift. We will start with the first game and work our way on, night by night.
"Imagine me, crawling around the floor, hiding under the bed, ready to pounce into one of your sloppy p*ssies. Maybe you wont be able to see me, because of my Octocamo suit. Or maybe Ill be blunt and forceful, showing each one of you what a real solid snake is like.
"While I am getting to the CQB with one of you, the others are expected to cheer us on, as they exhibit great lust for each other."
The hopeful Craigslister will supply the costumes, but you must be in the size range of 3-8. You'll also need to be familiar with the characters, although no gameplay experience is expressly required. Just in case you're not wet enough yet, he is open to the idea of meeting for cocktails. What are you waiting for? Go get him!
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