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If I died tonight?

posted by InsayneJayne
1/15/2009 8:52:27 PM

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jrokk : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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311 days 19 hours ago...

what is this?

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MrFrunzi : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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311 days 19 hours ago...

No.

Well, it is Jayne that posted, so I`d prob. remember. A few years from now I`d sit back and think, "What ever happened to all of the batman content that used to be on here?"

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rhuitron : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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311 days 18 hours ago...

well s for me?
The evil monkey`s legend shall live on for decades!

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Onisama : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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311 days 5 hours ago...

If I die, I`m throwing a major party in hell. Besides, they have hotter babes.

VV Don`t worry gays and transsexuals are headless in hell. Lesbians and Bi`s are cool.

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Mr6Sozac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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311 days 4 hours ago...

no not yet X_X

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Team_Ramrod : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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311 days 2 hours ago...

^^ Keep note All the lesbians and gays go there too so keep an eye out for suprise buttsecks.

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slayerfat : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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311 days 2 hours ago...

thats kinda emo

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massucre : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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311 days 1 hour ago...

i don`t get it?

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computermexican (Admin) : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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310 days 21 hours ago...

Oh noes! IJ is dying?!

EckJerome: Sorry to hear that`s not going better for you.

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EckJerome : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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310 days 20 hours ago...

Yes, I will be remembered.

But it`s still creepy talking to your four-year old kid about your terminal cancer diagnosis.

computermexican: Ironically, I feel pretty normal these days...it was the proverbial apple-cart of chemo that was killing me. But it spread to my back anyway. So it`s onto new drugs and new research; they`re mixing in some holistic stuff too, chinese herbs, massage, etc. (I talked to the docs about that other `cure` and their honest answer is that there`s no validated proof but it will not hurt, and if it makes me feel better, go for it.) The regimen is not nearly so brutal these days, so I feel the best I have in half a year. There`s not much in the way of symptoms from the cancer itself. And my beard is growing back now...gonna go with the peach fuzz head though, folks say it looks good on me.

These are literally my retirement days, hoping however long they may continue.

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EckJerome : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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310 days 13 hours ago...

And now to get really morbid on you guys (but hopefully not emo), and fancying myself a writer; I wrote this bit immediately after my last post.

“Daddy, are you going to be died?”

Yes.

“Me and Mommy will both cry after your are died.”

Awwww.

“But I don’t know when…it won’t be while you are four. It could be when you’re five or even after you’re six. But mommy’s not sick, and you’re not sick, and you’re both going to live for a long time and take care of each other. Somebody who loves you will always be there for you.”

It’s a bit creepy talking to your four-year old son about your terminal cancer diagnosis. We told him about the ‘owies’ and the medicine and how it made Daddy feel sick. We didn’t tell him everything but we never lied to him. He figured it out anyway; I mean, it`s been almost six months now. How long before he asked the question? I’m not sure.

I was driving him to preschool last week when an ambulance drove by. This event prompted his inquisitive four-year old`s routine:
“What’s that Daddy? Is that a fire truck?”
No, it’s an ambulance.
“What is it doing? Why? Where are they going. Why?”
Someone hurt…sick…hospital…doctors…etc.
“And the doctors at the ‘hopsital’ will make them all better?”
Most of the time, but not always; sometimes they are hurt too badly.
“Ooooh.”
Following a digression of ‘whys’, we round the corner onto Broadway Blvd.; no longer having to dodge the coffee fiends backing into traffic since the establishment put up a polite sign.

“Daddy, are you going to be died?”

Yeah, he knows. And now he knows it’s called cancer, which is different than getting sick from a germ. He tells me he will make me feel better by playing ‘musics’ for me; Animusic videos, which are kinda cool, actually. He ‘zoops’ me with his magic wand. He does other things too. And it does make me feel better. But it won’t make my cancer go away. And he knows that too.
January 16th, 2009

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Pfeil : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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309 days 20 hours ago...

I dunno...the bodies are arranged like on a winners podium. Like the Olympics. I still don`t get it.

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somber : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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309 days 12 hours ago...

Damn, EckJerome... that was touching...
My Dad passed away last year in July, had bladder cancer that metastasized before his bladder was taken out. That was three years ago.

There`s nothing for me to say that I believe will help or cheer you up in any way. I don`t even know whether you needed it or not. I`m a stranger and I had a different experience. I don`t even know why I mentioned my father...

But what gets me down to this day is feeling helpless; and that might be the one solemn thing a total stranger could wish you.
I hope you`ll never have to feel that way.
I hope whichever path lies ahead of you, you will be able to walk it with calm steps.

Damn, I bet you`re totally fed up with people like me who feel the dire need to say something nice and end up saying something so mundane that it`s almost ridiculous.
No matter. Still my best wishes.

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BobSmooth : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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309 days 7 hours ago...

Steroids? You may place but at what cost? That’s my best guess...

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atsguy : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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308 days 19 hours ago...

man EckJerome,

i dont no if what u posted is what happend to you. But in any case...i do now 2 things that could help a person with cancer...

one is mms (miracle mineral supplement)

here is info on it:

http://www.miraclemineral.org/

part 2 of the mineral is here, so you can make it yourself at home:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5835640/humble-mms-part-2

and the other is a bob beck zapper/ sota kit...

this stuf will help you fight it tremendously...please watch this first:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-234247273689402090

he
re is where you can get it, i have a zapper and i use it for common ailments and it works wonders!!!

http://www.sotainstruments.com/

best of luck!

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