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Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

A: See you next month

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puffmax : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

puffmax

4 votes NegativePositive

299 days 17 hours ago...

it took a second but I was like AWWWWW! that`s dirty...

repete : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

repete

2 votes NegativePositive

153 days 6 hours ago...

I think the punchline was:

"So.. Same time next month?"

dazzo : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

dazzo

1 votes NegativePositive

106 days 21 hours ago...

Dont get it at all help me out

pharb : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

pharb

0 votes NegativePositive

105 days 5 hours ago...

^ basically fertile vaginas will leak blood once a month. Ever heard of those funny things called tampons? or pads? that`s what they`re for.

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