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A man has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.

Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.

He said he was dumbfounded that the burglar also had the "weird" habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building.

The burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.

Vogue and David Sharman, the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, both believe they have been targeted by the same thief.

Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene.

Mr Sharman said in one break-in at his business: "The burglar smashed a hole near the top of the roof line. He then clambered 15m down a sheer wall.

"He (only) took the surveillance recorders - we found them in the bin."

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ShitmanFu : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

ShitmanFu

11 votes NegativePositive

318 days ago...

I would take Jungle Jayne for a ride too

LaLush : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LaLush

24 votes NegativePositive

318 days ago...

That pic is scary

stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

stbasdf

3 votes NegativePositive

317 days 23 hours ago...

i bet IJ owns an obamanator in her closet

sclose69 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

sclose69

13 votes NegativePositive

317 days 20 hours ago...

insaynejayne`s twin sister jungle jayne

novaflash : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

novaflash

6 votes NegativePositive

317 days 20 hours ago...

"DNA evidence" tss no kidding, he squirted it all over the place.

vyrtualdogg : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

vyrtualdogg

2 votes NegativePositive

317 days 20 hours ago...

k, maybe it`s just me but... why wouldn`t he just, oh I dunno.. KEEP the first "jungle Jane" he stole? Wouldn`t that mean he could stop having to steal another?? Maybe he just doesn`t like to hang out for the cleanup.. who knows?

Electric Sheep : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Electric Sheep

6 votes NegativePositive

317 days 18 hours ago...

His method of entry was to squeeze through tight holes, huh? Do I even need to touch that one?

durango421 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

durango421

0 votes NegativePositive

317 days 16 hours ago...

Apprently a relative of the "Car rapist"..well atleast this ones prey is human shaped.

Dark_Enigma : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Dark_Enigma

-2 votes NegativePositive

317 days 6 hours ago...

When i read the smash through walls part for some reason I thought of kool-aid.It`s not because im black, but now that i think about it... I would like some Kool-aid

disco dirk : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

disco dirk

0 votes NegativePositive

317 days 3 hours ago...

Love `em and leave `em....typical.

Hoemo : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Hoemo

-1 votes NegativePositive

316 days 9 hours ago...

Uh, is that an obama sex doll?

northern_tide : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

northern_tide

-1 votes NegativePositive

315 days 16 hours ago...

I want a hilary blow up doll

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