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How To Capture A Giraffe

In Otjiwa Game Ranch in Namibia, rangers have to be careful when it's time to move some 12-foot tall giraffes to new homes.

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1/14/2009 3:30:08 PM

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DoctorRandomercam : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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303 days 7 hours ago...

All this time we`ve had mechanical bulls. Someone build a goddamn mechanical giraffe!

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tones_420 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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302 days 22 hours ago...

wow, imagine being shot with a tranquilizer, taking down my a bunch of screaming people, then blindfolded. i`d be kicking like a mother fucker too!

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Dagron : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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298 days 2 hours ago...

I think those giraffe catches have been watching too much Empire. They took that fucker down like it was an AT-AT.

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Enigma90 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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298 days 1 hour ago...

The really better not hurt those giraffes. Cause i know i would hate for someone to chase me down, trip up my legs, blind fold me, put me in a truck and ship me off to somewhere else. This better be a necessary move.

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JimCarrSavannah : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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298 days 1 hour ago...

I think I figured out what happened to the Dinosaurs!
In 35 million BC tripping was invented and they all died from blood rushing to their heads.

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JimCarrSavannah : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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298 days 1 hour ago...

Ok maybe not....

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Thorno : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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298 days 1 hour ago...

I think the world would be a better place if we replaced all the assholes and idiots in this world with giraffes.

How would you ever get angry if everytime you were trying to be pissed off a giraffe would walk by...you wouldn`t, simple.

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