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16 Foot Snake Bites Aussie Ranger

(A bit graphic) Also a good dose of bad language. It's got all the hallmarks of a great Aussie clip, wild life, swearing, injury and beer! It's an Amethystine (Scrub) Python for those who are curious.

posted by Gimli000
1/11/2009 12:20:16 AM

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fish_and_rice : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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303 days 13 hours ago...

Are those standard issue Aussie Ranger flip flops?

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erico : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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303 days 12 hours ago...

I think his other foot is already bandaged.

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Rhaaaaa : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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303 days 7 hours ago...

I hope that the chicken is alright

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Needless_Kane : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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303 days ago...

"That mawtha fawka"

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The Chewbacca Defence : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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302 days 17 hours ago...

Always a good idea to have a beer after a nasty snake bite.

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wd1337 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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301 days 16 hours ago...

^^^ Always good the have a beer, Period.

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Oh Joo dunno : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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301 days 16 hours ago...

Borat voice + Aussie Accent do not mix at all.

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shmang : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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301 days 15 hours ago...

Crikey! Now what they shoulda done, was sneak up behind that bastard snake and jammed their thumbs right in it`s butthole!

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shmang : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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301 days 15 hours ago...

If you think I`m wrong have someone do it to you. foot would have been released in 0.35 seconds...

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somber : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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301 days 14 hours ago...

^ I wouldn`t necessarily close to unconsciously lock my jaw after burrowing my 1 in long teeth in someone`s ankle, so I have the problem of neither sympathizing with the snake nor therefore the idea of jamming something up a snake`s asshole.

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saltesc : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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301 days 13 hours ago...

It`s the Aussie way to piss things off and laugh about it harder when someone gets hurt. Like funnel webs... they`ll fucking kill you big time, but you still poke them because they rear up on the hind legs and look like they`re cheering you on.

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