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A Farewell To George Dubya Bush


As we all know, Bush will soon be out of the White House. To honor this, the Associated Press has collected a large list of "Bushisms" to say goodbye.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:


_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." — September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" — January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." — Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." — Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." — April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." — April 18, 2002, at the White House.

_ "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." — Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." — Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." — April 20, 2005, in Washington.

_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." — Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

_ "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." — Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." — June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." — Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." — June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." — September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." — May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

_ "And they have no disregard for human life." — July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." — June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." — July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer — prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." — Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

_ "This thaw — took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

Bushisms Collected From The Associated Press

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RoughKnight : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

RoughKnight

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

320 days 3 hours ago...

Everybody say bye bye!
Say Hi Hi to Obama!
:D

kturt133 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

kturt133

6 votes NegativePositive

320 days 3 hours ago...

Who would`ve thought that a list like this would be compiled and then posted onto the internets.

Let me be the first to say in this post, FUCK BUSH, you would make an awesome reality show persona, but not a president. You destroyed our country`s reputation throughout the entire world, as well as left most of our nation hating our corrupt oval office. If it wasn`t for you, we would be on the right track we were on after the clinton administration; slowly curing our economic dues and general overall happiness.

Once again, go fuck yourself Mr. Bush, and I call you Mr. Bush because you are not deserving of the title shared by some of the greatest men in history.

geoblaze (Admin) : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

geoblaze

3 votes NegativePositive

320 days 3 hours ago...

^Kturt133: You mean the title bestowed on those who were elected to office? As far as i`m concerned, he`s still governor bush.

yunalenne10 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

yunalenne10

4 votes NegativePositive

320 days 3 hours ago...

Bushism, eh? Sounds like a cool religion because Bush would entertain us, at least.

geoblaze (Admin) : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

geoblaze

8 votes NegativePositive

320 days 3 hours ago...

^it will drive you crazy though.... just like scientology

WilliVanilli : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

WilliVanilli

-1 votes NegativePositive

320 days 3 hours ago...

I`ve read every single one of those and feel stupider for having done so.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Led Zeppelin

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

320 days 3 hours ago...

thank God, no more terrible Bush jokes that have been recycled over and over again for the past 8 years that only the most brainwashed and extreme democrats still find funny.

demontrace : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

demontrace

7 votes NegativePositive

320 days 1 hour ago...

^
Actually, I NEVER found them funny, it just embarrassed me. It wasn`t a grin on my face, it was a grimace.

Dumber From Watching : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Dumber From Watching

10 votes NegativePositive

320 days 1 hour ago...

I feel the need to change my username to dumber from reading....

MrFrunzi : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

MrFrunzi

-3 votes NegativePositive

320 days 1 hour ago...

I can`t wait! I`ll be able to say I`m an American on the internet without being bashed by everyone.

Hoemo : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Hoemo

-4 votes NegativePositive

320 days ago...

dumber, stupider, Bushier...

Yup.

Silverest : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Silverest

8 votes NegativePositive

319 days 23 hours ago...

_ "There`s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it`s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can`t get fooled again." — Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

Best one.

Flashback : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Flashback

3 votes NegativePositive

319 days 23 hours ago...

I don`t laugh, and I am Canadian. We truly need some change throughout the entire world, not just in USA.

Yutakasama : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Yutakasama

-4 votes NegativePositive

319 days 22 hours ago...

good bye to the dumbest ass american puppet i`ll ever meet. unless obama has something bigger to upstage the shit we`ve somehow put up with for the past 8 years. fuck that asshole i hope he realizes how stupid he and himself are and maybe he will get parkinsons or something. fuck him.

Csmack : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Csmack

5 votes NegativePositive

319 days 21 hours ago...

Wait...so did Bush really make it through 2003 without any noteworthy gaffes?

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