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The definition of a tool tries to get out of a speeding ticket in court, with probably the worst defense ever, then has a little mishap in the car park after his hearing.

posted by saltesc
1/3/2009 5:54:32 PM

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Onisama : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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322 days 12 hours ago...

ROFL... looks like someone needs training wheels!

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Skitz : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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322 days 10 hours ago...

its worth the ENTIRE watch...

ESPECIALLY the last 20 odd seconds,

rofl

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drz400sm : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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322 days 10 hours ago...

what a idiot !! this looser gives bikers a bad name hang your head in shame you freak !!

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Gixxer : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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322 days 7 hours ago...

I am actually jalous of this guy... ONLY a $200 fine.. pfff.. How lucky can you be.

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Needless_Kane : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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322 days 5 hours ago...

I`d be hittin on that judge too.

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Gonzorox : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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322 days 4 hours ago...

Moron.

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tokentiki : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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322 days 4 hours ago...

200$ plus court costs, he would have only paid 200 if he just paid the ticket.

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x60sec-Assassinx : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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322 days 2 hours ago...

LoL, this guy is a fucking idiot, i hope this was all an act. But if it was "reality" court tv show wow.

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thorkon : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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322 days 1 hour ago...

Gotta watch the last 20 seconds.

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saskpirate420 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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321 days 19 hours ago...

Worth watching, if only for the last 20 secs. I lol`d.

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Gardenghoul : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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321 days 19 hours ago...

He should have went with "the cop was jealous of my body" defense.

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DalyK : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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321 days 19 hours ago...

I can`t belive there aren`t any laws for wearing a helmet in some states.
This guy will crack his head open eventualy.

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irawoody1 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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321 days 19 hours ago...

self absorbed idiot but the last 20 seconds show hes was just acting

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DeineMuti : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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321 days 18 hours ago...

lol what a prick. first mistake after speeding was not contesting it wasnt him as the office says he stopped his silver motorcycle. maybe he meant to say suzuki but hey fuk it the guys bike was red. after that was funny as fuck to see him take a dive

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