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2 Great White Sharks Attack Surfer

A very lucky guy to have all his limbs still attached.

posted by oreniishi
1/2/2009 9:20:03 AM

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Gimli000 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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327 days 13 hours ago...

That`s it I`m never swimming in the sea again.

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sh0wtym3 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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327 days 12 hours ago...

WOW not only did he survive the sharks but he barely missed the two giant yellow arrows floating beside him!

Phew

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kwazyboi : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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327 days 10 hours ago...

wat the hell did he say??

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Needless_Kane : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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327 days 9 hours ago...

^"Do you have a clean pair of Underwear?"

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Sloragoth : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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324 days 17 hours ago...

^^Having a little trouble with the South African accent?
Translation:

"Holy Shit!" , "Blah blah", "Big fucking Shark!" "Blah blah"

More or less.

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Mike_D : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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324 days 17 hours ago...

Man, FUCK the ocean.

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bboy_play911 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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324 days 17 hours ago...

Seal supply is getting low, so now they attack surfers!

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napipomen : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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324 days 16 hours ago...

be careful ....

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shasha : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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324 days 14 hours ago...

bet he tasted delicious

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commander-buttons : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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324 days 13 hours ago...

I wonder if anyone noticed the brown liquidy mass dripping out of the corners of his wetsuit after he got out of the water

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saltesc : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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324 days 11 hours ago...

"Seal supply is getting low, so now they attack surfers!"

Actually, yeah. A surfboard looks like a seal, especially when on a wave. This is why the big fuckers and shark attacks happen around South Australia and South Africa. Bodyboarders (like me) look like turtles, we cop it from tiger sharks, white tips, and grey nurses... great whites generally aren`t interested. You got to remember, sharks this big are rarely found near the shore because there`s nothing of size to sustain their required diet. If there`s seals, penguins, tuna, etc, think twice before going out.

This guy is great evidence of what I said on the other vid. Great whites give you one bite, realise you aren`t what they thought and very skinny compared to a seal and immediately let go and piss off. Of all the great white attacks, not many people die or sustain more than one bite that as far as sharks go was a little nip.

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