a man suspected his wife was cheating on him so he decides to go buy a parrot to tell him what his wife does when he leaves.he only had a hundred dollars though. in the pet store the cashier tells him the only one they had for a hundred was a parrot with no legs or wings.it held on to the pole with his dick.he put the parrot in the room and left. when he comes back the parrot is behind the dresser on his side.he ask him what happened and gets this in reply."well when you left she took a shower. then another man came. then they hugged. then they started to kiss. then she got undressed. then he got undressed. then they got on the bed."the man asked what happened next and the parrot said"i dont know i got a boner and fell off.
