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How To Survive A Bear Attack

Pay attention boys and girls. This could save your life!

posted by computermexican
12/28/2008 7:47:58 PM

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raithios : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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334 days 11 hours ago...

^ well if you go hang out with bears and pretend they`re tame lil kitties... Your kind of asking to be chewed apart

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wholesome : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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334 days 2 hours ago...

My way is a lot shorter

Step 1: Aim
Step 2: Yell `thug life`
Step 3: Start cappin`

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olthuggie : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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334 days ago...

Thats set spike, from the bear made me laugh.

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Dweebster : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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333 days 16 hours ago...

That dude is lucky he is made from clay.

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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333 days 15 hours ago...

Well you could always go with a friend who runs slower than you.

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Phanto : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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330 days 18 hours ago...

Tap his nose? You mean that small black dot that is right over its huge snapping mouth filled with pointy teeth?

Personally, I`d rather keep my hands away from that area. And any other body part for that mather.

Heck, I`d just bring a shotgun with slugs. I don`t feel like pretending I`m dead while a bear chews my leg off.

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MANWHORE : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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329 days 18 hours ago...

This vid sucks ass, how did it get on the front page?

I just wasted part of my life, I could have wasted that time on something else better like looking at a wall or something.

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xpotsmoker : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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329 days 18 hours ago...

My way is even shorter than wholesomes.

Step 1. Stay out of the fucking forest.

That is all...

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that1guy : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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329 days 18 hours ago...

But lightening won`t rip your head off.

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gruel : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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329 days 18 hours ago...

This is the best possible scenarios. There is still a 99% chance you will be A)KILLED or B)LEFT HORRIBLY DISFIGURED AND IN NEED OF A FACIAL TRANSPLANT

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Flashback : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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329 days 18 hours ago...

@ Phanto

Who goes on a nature walk and decides "I`m gunna pack my shotgun with slugs, just you know...in case"

V I can`t wait to see the, man on nature walk accidentally kills other man with shotgun, thinking he was a bear story.

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posted_on_a_bitch : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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329 days 17 hours ago...

^ a smart guy/ gal who knows that there are bears in the woods they are gonna walk in and knows that making a deal with god or calmly backing away while saying "nice bear" won`t work ;)

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