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Evil Dude

Not the best way to pick up chicks.

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fryser_d : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

fryser_d

63 votes NegativePositive

359 days 10 hours ago...

Correction: Girls are always the one who try to manipulate you by using you as much as they can.

"Fuck you" is the proper answer, joint, if possible, with a kick in her dog or destruction of personal property is also acceptable.

computermexican : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

computermexican

59 votes NegativePositive

359 days 9 hours ago...

The title of this should be changed to "Wise Man".

Dusma : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Dusma

37 votes NegativePositive

359 days 8 hours ago...

The only reason women try to manipulate us men is because they find it so easy. We are dumb as fuck most of the time when it comes to women. They just get it.

gordon85 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

gordon85

7 votes NegativePositive

359 days 8 hours ago...

word.

tufts : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

tufts

16 votes NegativePositive

359 days 8 hours ago...

this is taken from the show `snuffbox` if anyone was interested.

fagbag : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

fagbag

25 votes NegativePositive

359 days 7 hours ago...

Fryser_d you hit the nail on the head, LOL a girl will give you hugs and kisses knowing she will get something in return, but you can only go so far, but never get into her pants.

th3d00d : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

th3d00d

14 votes NegativePositive

359 days 2 hours ago...

"erect-ed-dehhhh"

"Hello there beautifull,
Oh hello,
Piss off"

Two lines that make me cry with laughter...
On a side note, Bob Fossil ftw.

Dirt Digger : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Dirt Digger

6 votes NegativePositive

359 days 2 hours ago...

I don`t condone violence against animals (unless the animal is delicious), but that dog was clearly at fault for staying with that horrible woman.

The second dog kick, to the guy who had nothing to do with the whole event...icing on the cake.

s3r4ph : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

s3r4ph

20 votes NegativePositive

359 days 2 hours ago...

Dusma is obviously a woman. Fuck you.

Kokujin : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Kokujin

Hidden (Show Comment) -19 votes

359 days ago...

Well, who is he to presume any woman accepting the help of a nice man is looking for a boyfriend?? Maybe because a suitable or loving boyfriend would be there to help, but even under that assumption, he could procede seeming as the better man.

HOGHUGDS : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

HOGHUGDS

5 votes NegativePositive

359 days ago...

LOL kicks the dog

The Space Cowboy : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

The Space Cowboy

17 votes NegativePositive

359 days ago...

Absolutely brilliant. Seems like every girl I meet is taken or is obsessed with some other guy, so I can definitely relate.

LouCal : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

LouCal

5 votes NegativePositive

359 days ago...

his mates face is priceless , whisky!

vietaznguy88 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

vietaznguy88

11 votes NegativePositive

358 days 23 hours ago...

My friend tried picking up a woman once by saying "you make my software turn into hardware."

It didn`t look very good after.

monkey head : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

monkey head

-5 votes NegativePositive

358 days 22 hours ago...

what show is this from?

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