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9 Year Old Writes 'How to Talk to Girls'...

A nine-year-old boy has had a book published in the US - called How to Talk to Girls.

Alec Greven's book began life as a creative writing project in school at Castle Rock, Colorado.

His handwritten pamphlet was then sold for $5 at a school book fair where it was the surprise bestseller.

Local news outlets took up the story, Alec was then invited on to a TV talkshow which led to him sealing a publishing deal with HarperCollins.

And his book is now available as a 46-page hardcover version across the US.

"I saw a lot of boys that had trouble talking to girls," Alec told the New York Post's Jennifer Fermino. "If I say hi and you say hi back, we're probably off to a good start," he said.

His advice to boys includes - stop showing off, go easy on the compliments and be wary of "pretty girls".

"It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewellery," he writes in chapter three. "Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."

And he continues: "The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don't let them get to you."

Alec's mother, Erin Greven, says her son's insight is down to his avid reading: "He reads non-stop. At dinner, I say, 'Put your book down,' " she said.

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KCTron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

KCTron

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36 days 15 hours ago...

he`s gonna get up in some girls guts real quick. if he`s as smooth of a talker as they make him out to be.

stoney : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

stoney

18 votes NegativePositive

36 days 15 hours ago...

the mini pick up artist.

pwningnubs : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

pwningnubs

26 votes NegativePositive

36 days 14 hours ago...

Lets hope his success doesn`t go to his head or he will become just another jerk.

gremwood : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

gremwood

50 votes NegativePositive

36 days 14 hours ago...

thats why im on spikedhumor, while he`s picking up chicks at age 9


:(

vyrtualdogg : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

vyrtualdogg

4 votes NegativePositive

36 days 13 hours ago...

Yet another guy better at picking up ladies.. little bastard... LOL

Electric Sheep : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Electric Sheep

6 votes NegativePositive

36 days 12 hours ago...

`"I saw a lot of boys that had trouble talking to girls," Alec told the New York Post`s Jennifer Fermino.`

He`s actually so good, he probably got Jennifer`s number after the interview.

And I`ll bet he`ll be the kid nailing his English teacher in 5 years.

PizzaBoi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

PizzaBoi

24 votes NegativePositive

36 days 12 hours ago...

Judging by the pic, I guess he figured out the secret to talking to girls: Alcohol.

SantaAndFriends : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

SantaAndFriends

0 votes NegativePositive

36 days 11 hours ago...

At dinner, I say, `Put your book down,` " she said.

Something about this line makes me laugh.

He`s probably gonna come out gay though, not to be mean or anything.

Tmac911 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Tmac911

0 votes NegativePositive

36 days 9 hours ago...

FK why didn`t i read about this earlier... could of use a few tips from his book!

Hoemo : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Hoemo

5 votes NegativePositive

36 days 5 hours ago...

I`m gonna write a book titled "How not to masturbate so often".

I decided to write this book because I saw a lot of boys that had trouble not masturbating to girls.

If I don`t tug it in public and you don`t run away screaming, we`re probably off to a good start.

My advice to boys includes - stop showing off, go easy on the compliments and be wary of "chronic masturbaters".

"It is easy to spot chronic masterbaters because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewellery," I`ll write in chapter three. "Chronic masturbaters are like cars that need a lot of tunnels, over and over again."

The best choice for most boys is the occasional tug. Remember, some chronic masterbaiters are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don`t let them get to you.

Who wants to pay $5 for the first copy?

yunalenne10 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

yunalenne10

6 votes NegativePositive

36 days 2 hours ago...

He`s the perfect bait for `To Catch a Predator` with Chris Hansen...

Dark_Enigma : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dark_Enigma

0 votes NegativePositive

35 days 19 hours ago...

lol its common sense how to talk to women but then again i was lucky enough to be raised around a lot of aunts. There will be some nice above average girls that will give you the time of day but for the rest of them all the attention other guys give them goes to their head and they think their a walking honey stick.

Spike Fact: The average guy chases after a woman who is above average. 60% of those relationship ends with in 1 night (only due to hot drunk sex) or as long as you can support their every whimp.

the_game_2626 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

the_game_2626

0 votes NegativePositive

35 days 19 hours ago...

lol thats cute. i think im actually buying this book

kingduck : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

kingduck

0 votes NegativePositive

35 days 18 hours ago...

he`s just doing what any good guy does in that photo, get them drunk!

LaLush : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LaLush

0 votes NegativePositive

35 days 12 hours ago...

If he`s getting chics like the ones in the pic......hmmmm, not sure about this book

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