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How To Speak To Mormons

Clip from the movie Orgasmo.

posted by geoblaze
11/30/2008 8:25:48 PM

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SensiBreeze (Admin) : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

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358 days 12 hours ago...

Orgasmo ftw.

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delt_osvp : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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358 days 10 hours ago...

great movie

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psychologyprofessor : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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358 days 10 hours ago...

Well, how informative.

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geoblaze : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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358 days 10 hours ago...

@delt_osvp: What movie is that from?

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Praetorian : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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358 days 9 hours ago...

That was great :)

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Mr Bitches : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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358 days 9 hours ago...

Its called Orgasmo. It is one of matt and trey`s films and it rocks.

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therogueranger : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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358 days 9 hours ago...

Even after that tongue lashing, real Mormons still would not get off your porch.

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geoblaze : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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358 days 9 hours ago...

^THIS!

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Vivisector : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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358 days 2 hours ago...

I keep a super-soaker water gun by my front door just for this purpose.

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mrbu7791 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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357 days 21 hours ago...

It reminds me when on a sunday morning 2 Jehovah`s Witnesses girls rang at my door. I opened up wearing just a towel and asked them who they were and what they wanted. The said they wanted to talk to me about the last days and seeing my life from a different perspective. While letting the towel fall I said: "I`m quite busy at the moment, but I don`t mind you telling me your stories while I`m having anal sex with the mother of my girlfriend so please come in and take a seat". Their face was simpy priceless XD

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daftcunt : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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357 days 18 hours ago...

Thank you! Bye! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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o_O-l : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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357 days 16 hours ago...

Sorry to one up you mrbu7791, but i got a Jehovah`s Witness arrested once. Needless to say, they have stopped coming to my door.

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Amendment IX : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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357 days 16 hours ago...

old people swearing stopped being shocking in the 90s

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kintekobo : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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357 days 12 hours ago...

The last Mormons I had at the door I welcomed them and asked them in. We were just about to sacrifice a goat to the Lord Beelzebub and they were more than welcome to hang around for the group sex afterwards.
They seemed reluctant to hang around for some reason.

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The Trunk Monkey : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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357 days 8 hours ago...

I`m an atheist, but when I was younger I went with a friend to his Mormon temple for a while, just to see what it was all about. I`ve got to tell you, those guys are crazy. Went there for a bit and next thing you know elders showed up at my house trying to convert me and my family. Let me tell you, my parents didn`t appreciate that one bit and neither did I. Another tidbit: black people are the descendants of Cain. God made Cain and all his descendants black for killing Abel. That`s from that blasted Book of Mormon. The bible says the descendants were `marked` but they didn`t specify how. Thank "God" Joseph Smith found those golden plates!

EDIT: Fine, don`t believe me?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_and_mark_of_Cain#Mormonism

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