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How To Speak To Mormons

Clip from the movie Orgasmo.

  • geoblaze
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  • Date 11/30/2008 8:25:48 PM
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SensiBreeze (Admin) : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

26 votes NegativePositive

358 days 12 hours ago...

Orgasmo ftw.

delt_osvp : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

7 votes NegativePositive

358 days 10 hours ago...

great movie

psychologyprofessor : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

psychologyprofessor

21 votes NegativePositive

358 days 10 hours ago...

Well, how informative.

geoblaze : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

geoblaze

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358 days 10 hours ago...

@delt_osvp: What movie is that from?

Praetorian : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Praetorian

5 votes NegativePositive

358 days 9 hours ago...

That was great :)

Mr Bitches : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Mr Bitches

10 votes NegativePositive

358 days 9 hours ago...

Its called Orgasmo. It is one of matt and trey`s films and it rocks.

therogueranger : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

therogueranger

44 votes NegativePositive

358 days 9 hours ago...

Even after that tongue lashing, real Mormons still would not get off your porch.

geoblaze : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

geoblaze

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358 days 9 hours ago...

^THIS!

Vivisector : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Vivisector

1 votes NegativePositive

358 days 2 hours ago...

I keep a super-soaker water gun by my front door just for this purpose.

mrbu7791 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

mrbu7791

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357 days 21 hours ago...

It reminds me when on a sunday morning 2 Jehovah`s Witnesses girls rang at my door. I opened up wearing just a towel and asked them who they were and what they wanted. The said they wanted to talk to me about the last days and seeing my life from a different perspective. While letting the towel fall I said: "I`m quite busy at the moment, but I don`t mind you telling me your stories while I`m having anal sex with the mother of my girlfriend so please come in and take a seat". Their face was simpy priceless XD

daftcunt : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

daftcunt

-2 votes NegativePositive

357 days 18 hours ago...

Thank you! Bye! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

o_O-l : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

o_O-l

0 votes NegativePositive

357 days 16 hours ago...

Sorry to one up you mrbu7791, but i got a Jehovah`s Witness arrested once. Needless to say, they have stopped coming to my door.

Amendment IX : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Amendment IX

6 votes NegativePositive

357 days 16 hours ago...

old people swearing stopped being shocking in the 90s

kintekobo : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

kintekobo

0 votes NegativePositive

357 days 12 hours ago...

The last Mormons I had at the door I welcomed them and asked them in. We were just about to sacrifice a goat to the Lord Beelzebub and they were more than welcome to hang around for the group sex afterwards.
They seemed reluctant to hang around for some reason.

The Trunk Monkey : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

The Trunk Monkey

0 votes NegativePositive

357 days 8 hours ago...

I`m an atheist, but when I was younger I went with a friend to his Mormon temple for a while, just to see what it was all about. I`ve got to tell you, those guys are crazy. Went there for a bit and next thing you know elders showed up at my house trying to convert me and my family. Let me tell you, my parents didn`t appreciate that one bit and neither did I. Another tidbit: black people are the descendants of Cain. God made Cain and all his descendants black for killing Abel. That`s from that blasted Book of Mormon. The bible says the descendants were `marked` but they didn`t specify how. Thank "God" Joseph Smith found those golden plates!

EDIT: Fine, don`t believe me?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_and_mark_of_Cain#Mormonism

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