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eHarmony Failure

Sorry. Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

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spiked3310 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

spiked3310

52 votes NegativePositive

38 days 11 hours ago...

That seems like a perfectly legitimate answer. He probably should put on his application that he is very very honest.

mufasa1023 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mufasa1023

34 votes NegativePositive

37 days 9 hours ago...

any company that permits married people to look for a piece of ass but bans gay people for looking for love gets a thumbs down in my book

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

14 votes NegativePositive

37 days 5 hours ago...

That guy kicks ass!

LunarStrain : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LunarStrain

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

37 days 1 hour ago...

mufasa actually the guy is saying he love when he got his dick in a woman there`s nothing against homosexuals here ;)

mufasa1023 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mufasa1023

8 votes NegativePositive

36 days 16 hours ago...

^ i`m talking about E-harmony`s business practices in general, not this otherwise honest answer

S h a R i n G a N : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

S h a R i n G a N

18 votes NegativePositive

35 days 14 hours ago...

So i`m guessing "My Fingers" doesn`t apply here either...

RyRySoFly11 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RyRySoFly11

0 votes NegativePositive

34 days 13 hours ago...

"inner organs" was unfortunately accepted

xpotsmoker : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

xpotsmoker

0 votes NegativePositive

34 days 7 hours ago...

Why the hell not?

Hoemo : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Hoemo

-1 votes NegativePositive

34 days 2 hours ago...

Fool. Should have wrote `a place for my dick`, as well as my friend`s.

NoTouch : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

NoTouch

1 votes NegativePositive

32 days 17 hours ago...

Hahaha first picture in this galery that actualy made me laugh

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