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Men Guilty Over Fake Penis Scam


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The makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court.

The two men, George Wills and Robert Catalano, had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

They could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as Number One.

"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.

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leoleotheiii : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

leoleotheiii

34 votes NegativePositive

43 days 2 hours ago...

wud there be fake vagina for the missus?

Hoemo : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Hoemo

42 votes NegativePositive

43 days 1 hour ago...

^I would get one... for the err.. drug test?

hellrazor : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

hellrazor

4 votes NegativePositive

43 days 1 hour ago...

Dont be a pussy, just take niacin if you wanna pass a drug test.

theSOURCE : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

theSOURCE

15 votes NegativePositive

43 days ago...

just drink a lot of red bull or any kind of energy drink. its cheaper than buying the niacin pills

cuz they`re full of niacin, read the lable.

uncivic805 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

uncivic805

25 votes NegativePositive

43 days ago...

Niacin, so you`re all itchy, and red with intestinal discomfort and if they test by the nanogram, (which most labs do) Niacin is a complete waste of time.

Might as well recommend drinking horse laxative, asshole.

fatninja : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

fatninja

36 votes NegativePositive

42 days 22 hours ago...

This is bullshit. Why is it illegal to sale a fake penis and fake urine?? What law states that it is wrong? Fucking police state creating trumped up charges.

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

42 days 21 hours ago...

^ Yaah! So then my ex can`t by her massive fucking Dildo`s any more?

Fallen_almost : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Fallen_almost

2 votes NegativePositive

42 days 19 hours ago...

yeah fuck niacin just drink green tea. and not that lipton shit i mean some old fashioned green tea from your local oriental grocery.

JonTheGoose : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

JonTheGoose

41 votes NegativePositive

42 days 17 hours ago...

fuck niacin just drink vodka. At home. Because you don`t have a job and your bank account is overdrawn and your car got repoed by some douchebag in a WCW tshirt WHO COULD HAVE AT LEAST LET ME GET MY CDS OUT THE CAR FIRST!

*weep*

Maestro : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Maestro

2 votes NegativePositive

42 days 15 hours ago...

this is bullshit. the only thing they test for is THC and we all know how terrible marijuana is. sigh...

d1dgreat1 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

d1dgreat1

1 votes NegativePositive

42 days 15 hours ago...

I love THC.

Bollo Delux : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Bollo Delux

4 votes NegativePositive

42 days 15 hours ago...

They probably should have been more subtle with the packaging. If they did the usual "for educational and entertainment purposes only" stuff and used a bit of metaphor in telling people what it could be used for, it would have been a lot harder to make a case against them.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

3 votes NegativePositive

42 days 13 hours ago...

What if a girl decides to play prank on her friends? What if a film director uses it in a comedy? What if I just feel like buying it and do whatever I want?

Red Heaven : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Red Heaven

13 votes NegativePositive

42 days 11 hours ago...

They deserve to get arrested to be quite frank. Stupid fucks made it quite obvious that this was meant to get around the legal system.

Fatninja, there are tons of laws that make this sort of thing illegal particularly:

Obstruction of Justice.

See, they fucked up. They should have passed it off as a sort of joke or gag gift. They`re lucky they got that far with it to be quite frank. Cheers for the idea, failsauce on the marketing.

assmaster : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

assmaster

-1 votes NegativePositive

41 days 14 hours ago...

So radar detectors are ok, but fake penis`s aren`t.

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