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Demotivational Poster - Segway Army

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Venomousvole : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Venomousvole

20 votes NegativePositive

43 days ago...

may give usefull mobility in urban areas but, a waste of training IMO. one lump of rubble and oops!

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

27 votes NegativePositive

42 days 23 hours ago...

And why the fuck are their knees bent?
Are they just not used to being more than 5 feet tall?

Or does that thing have a seat like Mr. Garrison`s motor wheel?


(Sorry about the 5`0 tall thing. I really fucked myself in it too, Because Mexicans are normally short.)

Saaaaaad : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Saaaaaad

17 votes NegativePositive

42 days 20 hours ago...

^maybe its to stabilize themselves, so they dont flip backwards from the recoil..

mufasa1023 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mufasa1023

4 votes NegativePositive

42 days 15 hours ago...

that pole is giving them lots of cover....

Doqaz : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Doqaz

15 votes NegativePositive

41 days 12 hours ago...

That`s how women pee while standing up.

yepitsbooker : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

yepitsbooker

2 votes NegativePositive

41 days 9 hours ago...

put a swat shield at the front and youre good to roll

Needless_Kane : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Needless_Kane

0 votes NegativePositive

41 days 8 hours ago...

T1 - humans.
T100 - robot.
T101 - Judgement day.

nyforever : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

nyforever

2 votes NegativePositive

40 days 9 hours ago...

Invincible until they meet their greatest match; the STAIRCASE!

Bill The Poo : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Bill The Poo

1 votes NegativePositive

11 hours 1 minutes ago...

^much like Daleks

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