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Just give up. You're fucked.

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Venomousvole : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Venomousvole

25 votes NegativePositive

367 days 3 hours ago...

may give usefull mobility in urban areas but, a waste of training IMO. one lump of rubble and oops!

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

29 votes NegativePositive

367 days 2 hours ago...

And why the fuck are their knees bent?
Are they just not used to being more than 5 feet tall?

Or does that thing have a seat like Mr. Garrison`s motor wheel?


(Sorry about the 5`0 tall thing. I really fucked myself in it too, Because Mexicans are normally short.)

Saaaaaad : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Saaaaaad

22 votes NegativePositive

366 days 22 hours ago...

^maybe its to stabilize themselves, so they dont flip backwards from the recoil..

mufasa1023 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mufasa1023

6 votes NegativePositive

366 days 18 hours ago...

that pole is giving them lots of cover....

Doqaz : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Doqaz

19 votes NegativePositive

365 days 15 hours ago...

That`s how women pee while standing up.

yepitsbooker : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

yepitsbooker

2 votes NegativePositive

365 days 12 hours ago...

put a swat shield at the front and youre good to roll

Needless_Kane : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Needless_Kane

2 votes NegativePositive

365 days 11 hours ago...

T1 - humans.
T100 - robot.
T101 - Judgement day.

nyforever : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

nyforever

5 votes NegativePositive

364 days 11 hours ago...

Invincible until they meet their greatest match; the STAIRCASE!

Bill The Poo : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Bill The Poo

1 votes NegativePositive

324 days 13 hours ago...

^much like Daleks

Bellman : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Bellman

1 votes NegativePositive

323 days 14 hours ago...

im still good
ill just head
to some stairs

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