I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner.