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posted by InsayneJayne
11/21/2008 12:06:26 PM

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darkangeledge : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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48 days 13 hours ago...

I`d rather snort cocaine off a hooker`s ass.

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selfworm : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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48 days 12 hours ago...

I`d rather puke on a pile of shit.

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h0micide : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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48 days 12 hours ago...

god damn jesus freaks

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Vuarra : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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48 days 12 hours ago...

Nice invention... you can now give heroin to three of your friends... at the same time.

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Presto : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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48 days 12 hours ago...

Man last time I did Jesus I ended up in Tijuana with a trunk full of dead hooker.

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paper : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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48 days 12 hours ago...

...so where does that needle go?

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bigbadjim : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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48 days 11 hours ago...

^^straight to heaven bro

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Dagron : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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48 days 7 hours ago...

Because stabbing yourself once just isn`t enough.

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Echo Evolution : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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48 days 7 hours ago...

alright, lets inject ourselves with wine, and smoke some bread!

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pony : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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48 days ago...

i`d rather snort coke off a gay hooker`s ass.

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RockGuitarist309 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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47 days 20 hours ago...

What could be holier than a direct injection of the LORD OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!?

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EckJerome : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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47 days 17 hours ago...

Looks like most of you missed the point (sic). The vast majority of born-again Jesus freaks are saved after having reached the gutter of society, usually through drug addiction. So what if they trade one addiction for another...Jesus tends to be a bit healthier, if not a bit annoying to those who haven;t been "saved" yet.

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Unospazmatic : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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37 days 3 hours ago...

You know what, Alcoholics Anonymous is my least favorite church group next to born-again christians.

"We admitted we were powerless over alcohol - that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics and to practice these principles in all our affairs."

Seriously, when I want to stop drinking know what I do?

I STOP FUCKING DRINKING!

THen when I get sober I say to myself

"And then there was bacon"

And all was well

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