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Marilyn Monroe Bitten By Vampire

FBI murdered Monroe to prevent her from biting JFK!

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Marilyn Monroe Bitten By Vampire

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Quinn : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Quinn

10 votes NegativePositive

352 days 11 hours ago...

I knew it!

Feruco : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Feruco

22 votes NegativePositive

352 days 11 hours ago...

The truth at last!!

I ManBearPig L : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

I ManBearPig L

2 votes NegativePositive

352 days 10 hours ago...

Yeah, because that`s how they should have been protecting him...from vampires.

mufasa1023 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mufasa1023

0 votes NegativePositive

352 days 9 hours ago...

^maybe they were and that is why Oswald had such an easy time of it...

Bom Hagan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Bom Hagan

0 votes NegativePositive

352 days 9 hours ago...

Just another vampire I wont mind getting my dick sucked by.

Needless_Kane : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Needless_Kane

0 votes NegativePositive

352 days 7 hours ago...

Chupacabra?!?!

scottdrocks : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

scottdrocks

0 votes NegativePositive

352 days 4 hours ago...

WWN ftw!!

Malkaveer : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Malkaveer

1 votes NegativePositive

352 days 1 hour ago...

too soon?

TurboLjubo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TurboLjubo

2 votes NegativePositive

351 days 10 hours ago...

somebody sucked on her for a change

kingoflight : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

kingoflight

0 votes NegativePositive

351 days 7 hours ago...

Its proberly true, i bet will smith is singing the men in black tune right now.

think&write : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

think&write

-2 votes NegativePositive

350 days 17 hours ago...

No,no she`s not a vampire, those aren`t bitemarks. JFK and RFK`s dicks were just really small and sharp, and back then blowjobs weren`t invented yet so it was just a "neckjob". Marilyn Monroe probably invented the word "pencildick".

Pfeil : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Pfeil

0 votes NegativePositive

348 days 18 hours ago...

So the FBI saves JFK from becoming a vampire only to later give Oswald a high powered rifle and a job at the school book depository and put JFK in a open car.

Know I get it.

OrgasmoTheMoose : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

OrgasmoTheMoose

0 votes NegativePositive

347 days 3 hours ago...

Yes the Weekly World News! The greatest paper ever!

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