Mom goes to son's room to wake him up. "Okay, son, time to wake up! Time for school!"
Son, in a surly mood says, "I don't want to go to school!"
Mother insists, "You must, son, now come on!"
Son replies, "I don't want to go! The kids all make fun of me. They hit me. They throw things at me! I don't want to go!"
Mother says, gently, "Son, you know you have to go to school."
"Why do I have to go to school?"
Mother replies, "Because you're the PRINCIPAL!"