Q:Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
A:Because she's a woman!
Q:Why don't women need drivers licenses?
A:Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom!
Q:Why don't women need to wear watches?
A:There's a clock on the stove!
Q:A speeding car hits a woman and kills her. Who's fault is it?
A:The woman's. What the hell was she doing outside of the kitchen?
Q:What's the useless flap of skin around the vagina called?
A:The woman!