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Demotivational Poster - Chances

I'll either be high for a year or dead for eternity.

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TrinitySoul : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

TrinitySoul

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52 days ago...

Or a girl can use it as a big dildo?

S h a R i n G a N : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

S h a R i n G a N

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51 days 6 hours ago...

Why not both?

rerhard : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

rerhard

36 votes NegativePositive

50 days 11 hours ago...

or the chance that you`ll grow 10 feet tall and be able to break brick ceilings with your head.

Vuarra : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Vuarra

19 votes NegativePositive

50 days 2 hours ago...

"If you go chasing rabbits..."

Flynn_2006 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

22 votes NegativePositive

49 days 23 hours ago...

^ what?

PYRO UA : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

PYRO UA

-1 votes NegativePositive

49 days 12 hours ago...

but will it blend?

kintekobo : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

kintekobo

23 votes NegativePositive

49 days 2 hours ago...

^^ Go ask Alice.

northern_tide : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

northern_tide

-4 votes NegativePositive

48 days 2 hours ago...

black people and their mushrooms

Feruco : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Feruco

4 votes NegativePositive

48 days 2 hours ago...

I think she`ll know

Needless_Kane : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Needless_Kane

1 votes NegativePositive

47 days 23 hours ago...

That`s one helluva Shroom!

jarcaf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

jarcaf

1 votes NegativePositive

47 days 15 hours ago...

Logic and proportion are definitely gone.

kingoflight : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

kingoflight

1 votes NegativePositive

46 days 23 hours ago...

Now he has an umbrella for the rainy season.

TheFireDragon200 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

TheFireDragon200

1 votes NegativePositive

46 days 18 hours ago...

The men on the chessboard got up and told me where to go.

ChrissyChiChi : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

ChrissyChiChi

2 votes NegativePositive

46 days 7 hours ago...

And the White Knight is talking backwards and the Red Queens off with her head.

Feruco : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Feruco

1 votes NegativePositive

37 days 5 hours ago...

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