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Bill Maher: New Rules 11/14/08

Bill's New Rules, last show for 2008

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Darkelfdrake : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Darkelfdrake

Hidden (Show Comment) -20 votes

54 days 2 hours ago...

yes obama was the better choice, but for fucks sakes, you had a friggen 50/50 shot at getting it right!!! dont pat yourself on the back too much!

stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

stbasdf

31 votes NegativePositive

54 days 2 hours ago...

i like titties.

jmillion : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

jmillion

10 votes NegativePositive

54 days 1 hour ago...

I would love to smoke some weed with Bill Maher and Woody Harellson. That would be awesome!

j.

The Trunk Monkey : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

The Trunk Monkey

13 votes NegativePositive

54 days 1 hour ago...

New Rules = instant 5/5.

darkangeledge : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

darkangeledge

23 votes NegativePositive

53 days 19 hours ago...

the head buttplug comparison was awesome, i`m gonna use that to piss someone off :)

The Man with No Name : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

The Man with No Name

17 votes NegativePositive

53 days 18 hours ago...

New Rule; New Rules fucking rules!

maark : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

maark

13 votes NegativePositive

53 days 13 hours ago...

hahah awesome line..."america is like jessica simpson. sometimes she does some stupid shit that embarasses you, but look at them titties!"

Flynn_2006 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

13 votes NegativePositive

53 days 7 hours ago...

Why, Stephen Harper may not be a black ninja. But he is a robot zombie puppet with strings tied to the south of the border.

akz : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

akz

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53 days 5 hours ago...

How about them titties?

Not even grammatically correct, but funny non the less :D

tommythecat86 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

tommythecat86

6 votes NegativePositive

53 days 3 hours ago...

Im not saying that Ashton Kutcher`s a douche or anything,but...yeah, I`m pretty much saying he`s a douche

zaiyar : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

zaiyar

0 votes NegativePositive

52 days 22 hours ago...

^ BL there, you almost made that comment without sounding like a douche yourself.

mountainbark : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

mountainbark

7 votes NegativePositive

52 days 20 hours ago...

akz: Not even grammatically correct, but funny nonetheless

fixed.


and not that I don`t support Obama or anything, but isn`t Bill Maher jumping into conclusions a little too hard and fast? even Obama himself said tough times are ahead. I mean, optimism is good... worship is bad, isn`t it?

oh and before Clicker01 can post something extreme right wing, anti Obama, and astronomically idiotic, here`s a preemptive "Fuck Off".

Clicker01: Fuck Off

jbristow : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

jbristow

17 votes NegativePositive

52 days 18 hours ago...

the jessica simpson joke was lolololololololo. i just started laughing in my room by myself. :( always by myself. :( with my dick in my hand. and i`m not even jerking it, just holding it...

blackhawk465 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

blackhawk465

11 votes NegativePositive

52 days 14 hours ago...

^
This is typical for spikedhumor viewers.

/guilty :[

PorridgeGun : LVL 49: VP 5: said:

PorridgeGun

1 votes NegativePositive

52 days 9 hours ago...

Electing Obama president was the ultimate litmus test for America. Bush getting over 45% in 2000/04 was a litmus test also, but here there was almost no margin for error. And for the sake of the country the majority of voters got their priorities right - the only exceptions being Missouri, which still hasn`t been called for either candidate yet, but should really have gone for Obama. Apart from Missouri and Montana, Obama won every batteground state he was seriouslu contesting, and the country gave him a mandate for change.


On second thought, maybe I`m giving Americans too much credit. Afterall, the country was dying on it`s arse, McCain and Palin were a couple of morons, and Obama is the brightest candidate to run for president since JFK. Something had to give.

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