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Onion News: Dumping Money

Funny but all too true.

  • MaxPayne
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  • Date 11/15/2008 9:32:25 AM
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exploder : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

exploder

8 votes NegativePositive

359 days ago...

America can put money in my hole, I won`t object.

fryser_d : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

fryser_d

14 votes NegativePositive

358 days 13 hours ago...

Instead, do like every men on earth do... Put money in your whore; it`s way more productive.

And have a probability of return by the end of a quarter.

neo214 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

neo214

1 votes NegativePositive

357 days 14 hours ago...

If you love America, you throw money in it`s hole!

Mike_D : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Mike_D

1 votes NegativePositive

357 days 14 hours ago...

Well ain`t like our money`s worth a dam anyway.

solauh : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

solauh

0 votes NegativePositive

357 days 13 hours ago...

^soon enough it seems

mountainbark : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

mountainbark

-1 votes NegativePositive

357 days 1 hour ago...

put yo money in yo hoe!!

MrFrunzi : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

MrFrunzi

0 votes NegativePositive

356 days 19 hours ago...

I think I`d rather it be in a giant hole than funding the Pentagon.

IceCream : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

IceCream

1 votes NegativePositive

356 days 16 hours ago...

hey, its the guy from the Sonic commercials

d1dgreat1 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

d1dgreat1

0 votes NegativePositive

356 days 8 hours ago...

How does one give the dollar value.

You destroy it, less dollars makes the dollar more valuable.

Take away the value of the dollar by mass producing it.

The it isn`t backed by gold any mo, so when one realizes that the dollar isn`t worth what they paid for it, america will shit bricks.

xpotsmoker : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

xpotsmoker

2 votes NegativePositive

356 days 8 hours ago...

"If you love America, you thro money in its hole" FUCKING FUNNY!

EckJerome : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

EckJerome

4 votes NegativePositive

356 days 7 hours ago...

Once again, The Onion nails it!

Can you say corporate bailouts? (And Obama has already bought his shovel for that one.)

rafey : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

rafey

-1 votes NegativePositive

356 days 7 hours ago...

they sneaked `the soldier hole` in there, wow. onion`s got brass balls O_O

tommythecat86 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

tommythecat86

0 votes NegativePositive

356 days 6 hours ago...

...that was pretty amusing.

Pharsical : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Pharsical

2 votes NegativePositive

355 days 16 hours ago...

My agenda is SO pro-hole! If we could wrest even a little control over the money supply away from the "Federal" Reserve, I`m not above burying money in my backyard.

It sounds stupid, but the fact that the Treasury Department lost its authority over the money supply in 1951 means taxpayers have no control whatsoever over how much money gets printed. The "Federal" Reserve is run by Wall Street (why I use the quotes). That means the same FDIC insurance that guarantees our banks cannot close down without returning the cash we deposited (up to $250k per account) is guaranteed by the same group of people that created this crisis. Strange, no?

The value of your dollar depends on the number of dollars out there (makes sense), which depends on whatever Wall Street wants it to be. The same Wall Street that spread out recklessly stupid loans across ALL investors by exploiting a corrupt Administration and successfully hiding the stupidity of those loans, legally calling them safe investments on the open market.

This is the same Wall Street demanding we bail them out, by stuffing their dirty lending holes full of money. The Federal Reserve and its unelected officials get to influence how much money gets printed, and more importantly when the economy will be flooded with dollars, making the ones in your wallet and bank account worth less. The Fed decides the moment when the dollar will rise or drop, deciding when those holding dollars will prosper and when those who have spent dollars on physical assets (like gold) will lose. It`s the biggest of deals. Now quick! Who are the 19 top officials at the Fed and what are their holdings in the stock market? Has one ever been removed from office? How were the 12 presidents of the Federal Reserve district Banks that currently guarantee the survival of the banking system chosen?

If Americans had the power to control dumping printed money into a hole and miraculously prevent the Fed from printing more, we could end the redistribution of wealth to the richest and prevent stock market crashes going forward. Now, if we could just find someone on TV that talks about holding the Federal Reserve accountable to the American people...

d1dgreat1 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

d1dgreat1

0 votes NegativePositive

354 days 5 hours ago...

^ always point the finger to the nameless leader that will fix everything eh?

Guess what that person doesn`t exist.

actually it might...

I shall name that individual that goes by the of Boddy, Noe Boddy.

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