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Smooth Talking Shoe Shiner

Talks a lot of shit but at least he's not begging.

posted by computermexican
11/14/2008 9:13:38 AM

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anoniem : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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374 days 7 hours ago...

seems nicer than the homeless shoe-shiners in New Orleans.
they will just fucking walk up when you aren`t looking, squirt lotion on your shoes and ask for $20

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delt_osvp : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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374 days 6 hours ago...

yeah that asshole in mardigra did that to my friend but with jiz tho

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Macdaddy : LVL 54: VP 5: said:

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374 days 6 hours ago...

You look like my 3rd wife

I`ve only been married twice

That is a great line! This guy is hilarious!!

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jdinasheville : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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374 days 5 hours ago...

Dude sounded a little like Mos Def.

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NorwegianDelight : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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373 days 13 hours ago...

That guy goes from fun to annoying in few seconds..

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Phanto : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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373 days 9 hours ago...

@ anoniem

I`d just tell those stupid shoeshiners to get the heck out of my sight before I apply the lotion to their ass.

With my foot I mean (oh man that sounded so wrong)

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dcepticon : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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373 days 4 hours ago...

i loved that guy..i would hang out with him. BTW i`m gona use these lines tonight at the pub.

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CombatGod : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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373 days 2 hours ago...

@anoniem

They have those in Chicago too... damn bastard gooped me then when I gave him $10 he asked my date for money...

Also, I don`t know how long you`ve been in New Orleans, but I went there a couple years ago with the fam. Some guy was giving foot rubs. Started rubbing my mom`s leg. She looks away for a second, when she looks back her foot was in the guy`s mouth...

Now that`s fucked up...

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vee445 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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372 days 23 hours ago...

^^ Pfff, that`s good service! If only everyone had that kind of work ethic we`d live in a better world.

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ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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372 days 20 hours ago...

his voice sounds like master shake...

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memeyou : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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372 days 14 hours ago...

`think i`ll just shine my own shoes and save myself the risk of contracting TB from that guy.

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clicker01 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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371 days 20 hours ago...

obammys day job

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Jester-Race : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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371 days 3 hours ago...

^ can`t even spell obama right? no wonder republicans are getting dominated in washington. maybe people such as yourself will realize this shoe shiner makes 2 million dollars a year doing this, and owns more houses than you have zits on your face.

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