1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol!"
2. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to 70.
3. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the bonnet.
4. Trip and fall into him.
5. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
6. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
7. Try to sell him your car.
8. Ask if you can buy his car.
9. Tell him you like men in uniform.
10. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party