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FORT PIERCE — An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.

The victim on Sunday told investigators she went to visit her ex-boyfriend, Maxie L. Davis, 43, who lives in the apartment behind hers, and they watched television.

The victim said Davis, of the 3500 block of Sloan Road, went out and she popped open a can of sardines and some Vienna Sausages, a popular canned wiener product.

“She stated Davis came back in and was upset that she had opened the sardines and sausages,” the affidavit states. “(The victim) stated Davis told her not to disrespect him in his house and punched her several times.”

The victim fell to the ground, dazed, and couldn’t get up, begging Davis to help. She said Davis wouldn’t assist her and she crawled out, calling 911 from her apartment.

Davis, the victim said, left in a gray pick-up, and when sheriff’s investigators spoke to him he said he “has had no past or present relationship” with the victim. Davis said she is “a friend of a friend” and arrived to smoke crack.

“He stated when she was waiting for the crack, she started to ‘flip out,’” the affidavit states.

Davis was arrested on a battery charge.

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KMCS : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

KMCS

63 votes NegativePositive

58 days 8 hours ago...

Call me crazy, but david`s story just makes a lot more sense.

the-jaKub : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

the-jaKub

77 votes NegativePositive

58 days 8 hours ago...

I AM LEGEND would`ve been a lot more interesting If Will Smith would`ve done this to that chick when she cooked his bacon

commander-buttons : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

commander-buttons

16 votes NegativePositive

58 days 7 hours ago...

^^lmao

irishkreme : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

irishkreme

28 votes NegativePositive

58 days 7 hours ago...

If that girl is really telling the truth she just got her ass beat for less than a dollar! DAMN ECONOMIC CRISIS!

northern_tide : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

northern_tide

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58 days 6 hours ago...

Im guessing a black couple?

ecko69x : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

ecko69x

3 votes NegativePositive

58 days 5 hours ago...

Maybe he noticed that the picture of Vienna sausages were bigger than his penis?

hrimfaxi : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

hrimfaxi

24 votes NegativePositive

58 days 5 hours ago...

@northern_tide: DUDE! It were sardines and sausages not chicken and watermelons!! GOSH!

northern_tide : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

northern_tide

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58 days 4 hours ago...

^"it were"?

pyranos : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

pyranos

1 votes NegativePositive

58 days 3 hours ago...

the-jaKub: That was what i thought of first too.

I WAS SAVING THAT SAUSAGE!

Sev : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Sev

-5 votes NegativePositive

57 days 22 hours ago...

LOL, Will Smith sure loves his pork.

"MHHHH MMHHH. You niggas cooking bacon?"

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

-5 votes NegativePositive

57 days 17 hours ago...

Fuck YOU BITCH!
"THAT WAS FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION!"

Fucking Golden!

LaLush : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LaLush

-3 votes NegativePositive

57 days 15 hours ago...

I was confused reading this...

...untill I saw that crack was involved

disco dirk : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

disco dirk

6 votes NegativePositive

57 days 10 hours ago...

"Woman opens sardines & sausage; was punched."

What an odd title! It sounds as if the can punched her. Why not "Woman is punched for opening Sardines and Sausage."

Feruco : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Feruco

2 votes NegativePositive

57 days 9 hours ago...

Honestly, I thought the sausage was punched after she broke out the sardines.

novaflash : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

novaflash

-3 votes NegativePositive

57 days 6 hours ago...

I thought battery charge was something you only did to a laptop or a cellular...

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