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11/11/2008 9:04:34 AM

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Wittman45 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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59 days 1 hour ago...

Jesus, stop sitting like such a fag!

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Zsnes321 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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57 days 22 hours ago...

and the story continues to him being crucified by that very same guy...

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S h a R i n G a N : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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57 days 10 hours ago...

Jesus please...

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Reil : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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55 days 7 hours ago...

Why a cross? Because he crosses his legs.

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hellrazor : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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55 days 3 hours ago...

Gotta listen to the man...

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I ManBearPig L : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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54 days 13 hours ago...

Why is he white?

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hellrazor : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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54 days 11 hours ago...

I always thought jesus was like middle eastern... Shouldnt he be tan or something?

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