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DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Obama and McCain

  • MaxPayne
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  • Date 11/6/2008 10:43:58 PM
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8 Comments

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Tada : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Tada

47 votes NegativePositive

64 days 1 hour ago...

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

jarcaf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

jarcaf

26 votes NegativePositive

63 days 23 hours ago...

...my laptop is watching me.

draser : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

draser

27 votes NegativePositive

63 days 17 hours ago...

I would bet that the DRE700 would still be a better president than Bush.

maxgnr : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

maxgnr

24 votes NegativePositive

63 days 7 hours ago...

how awesome it would be if this was real?

Thank god we have Will Smith to protect us

Omnicron.4735 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Omnicron.4735

4 votes NegativePositive

63 days 6 hours ago...

clever

pyranos : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

pyranos

5 votes NegativePositive

62 days 7 hours ago...

BSOD for president, isn`t that how it is these days anyway? The united states needs a reset button.

lawngnome : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

lawngnome

1 votes NegativePositive

62 days 2 hours ago...

LOL! Riverside California... That is where I live. Onion news rocks! Is it from a TV show or what? I ask that because the quality of their work is unreal.

Kill_Thy_Enemy : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Kill_Thy_Enemy

1 votes NegativePositive

61 days 17 hours ago...

Any self-respecting presidential candidate would never hold its speech in such a shitty place as Riverside, California

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